Reuniting with Roy Snyder: My Blast from the Past

[Evo]

Yesterday I had the strangest message left on my work phone. Some guy said "I just had the most interesting conversation with your ex-husband and you need to call me as soon as possible". He sounded so cocky, it was infuriating. I had no idea what to think, I couldn't imagine what was going on and I was rather apprehensive.

I called the number the guy left and ended up with his voice mail. I immediately recognized the name, Roy Snyder.

Roy :!) :!) :!) is an old friend of mine. The last time we spoke was 5-6 years ago. He's an incredible guy. My children still fear him from when they were fighting one day and he took each by the shoulder and made them hug each other. :tongue:

Anyway, he is a soon to be world famous country music star. Since he is a "public" figure I guess I will shamelessly give him a plug.

Hopefully he'll show up here, he'll be the only person on PF (besides my girls) that has seen me in real life.

Here he is, does he look like a country singer or what?

http://www.roysnyder.com/assets/images/Roy_Homepage_3.jpg

http://www.roysnyder.com

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Why would you want a guy named Roy Snyder when you could have a Tumor?

...and I thought Blast From The Past was a funny movie. :tongue2:

 

[Evo]

Why would you want a guy named Roy Snyder when you could have a Tumor?

Roy is happily married to a great girl. He's not available.

 

[Tsu]

Roy is happily married to a great girl. He's not available.

Well, THAT sucks... (:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:)

 

[Evo]

Well, THAT sucks... (:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:)

For the record, he was NOT married when I knew him.

 

[Gokul43201]

But anyway, he'd drive you nuts with all that country music. Why would you want that ?

 

[Tsu]

Well, THAT sucks even WORSE!111 :rofl:

 

[Tsu]

Yes, he certainly has that 'country' look about him. And the name fits the scheme well, too. I hope you'll forgive me if I don't listen to his music. I just don't do country... It makes me sweaty in the hatband area and my toes start to hurt and I start feeling real bad about all my (now long departed) dogs and my old falling-apart truck... :rofl:

 

[Evo]

Yes, he certainly has that 'country' look about him. And the name fits the scheme well, too. I hope you'll forgive me if I don't listen to his music. I just don't do country... It makes me sweaty in the hatband area and my toes start to hurt and I start feeling real bad about all my (now long departed) dogs and my old falling-apart truck... :rofl:

I'm not a country fan either, but Roy is very special to me, so I forgive him.

I notice there doesn't seem to be a song about me in his repertoire. Surely I deserve a song. :grumpy:

 

[Tsu]

At the very LEAST!
There's a rock song about you, tho. You know the one... "Evo Woman". :rofl:
Ok. I'm going to work now. Bye. :shy:

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Math will be drooling all over herself, I'd bet!

 

[Andy]

Thats lucky then, for a second then i thought Roy had jumped the queue.

 

[Integral]

At the very LEAST!
There's a rock song about you, tho. You know the one... "Evo Woman". :rofl:
Ok. I'm going to work now. Bye. :shy:

Or was that Ev'o Destruction?

Let me guess, when you knew him, he wasn't married, but you were?

Fate is cruel, now where did I put that flux capacitor?

 

[Evo]

Let me guess, when you knew him, he wasn't married, but you were?

I was separated. :uhh:

Fate is cruel, now where did I put that flux capacitor?

 

[Math Is Hard]

Math will be drooling all over herself, I'd bet!

*sigh* he's almost perfect. if only he had a mullet! :!)

 

[Janitor]

Give the guy thicker hair, another ten inches of height and 50 or 60 pounds of muscle, and he would be the spittin' image of old Janitor.

 

[BobG]

*sigh* he's almost perfect. if only he had a mullet! :!)

Did someone ask for mullets?

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

Caution: This site is terrifying!

 

[Tsu]

Or was that Ev'o Destruction?

YES! That IS the one I was thinking of!1111
Thanks Integral!111
(Cha-Da?)

 

[Math Is Hard]

Did someone ask for mullets?

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

Caution: This site is terrifying!

hee hee hee

It will come as no surprise to you, but I am actually familiar with that site, BobG

 

[Integral]

YES! That IS the one I was thinking of!1111
Thanks Integral!111
(Cha-Da?)

Cha-DAAnytime!

 

[Roy6921]

I've seen EVO...

Hello Everyone! I've been reading some of the past threads (some as far back as 2003) and I wish I could tell you half of what I know about Evo...but, I won't because I have a GREAT fear of her. She is very impatient with her men if they don't fall in line...

AND since my picture is out there, I have zero anonymity.

I will say this, she is and has always been very beautiful lady :!) ...but whatever you do, DO NOT CROSS HER!

As far as wanting a boyfriend, she really doesn't want one or need one. Men to Evo are like snacks...they're good for a while, but do you really want snacks ALL the time?

What Evo needs is something no one can really give her...what that is, you'll have to figure out on your own...I have the answer, but I'm not telling...

One last thing, does anyone really think I need to grow a mullett?


--Roy Snyder

 

[Moonbear]

Hi there Roy! No, no, no, don't listen to Math, you don't need a mullet! LOL! I think you're a cute cowboy already. Yee haw! Glad you decided to stop in and say howdy. Welcome to PF.

 

[Evo]

Hello Everyone! I've been reading some of the past threads (some as far back as 2003) and I wish I could tell you half of what I know about Evo...but, I won't because I have a GREAT fear of her.

You always were wise beyond your years.

She is very impatient with her men if they don't fall in line...

I'm very patient, I just don't put up with much.

but whatever you do, DO NOT CROSS HER!

Oh now, I am the NICEST person on Earth and you know that!

As far as wanting a boyfriend, she really doesn't want one or need one. Men to Evo are like snacks...they're good for a while, but do you really want snacks ALL the time?

That's why variety is important. :grumpy: But I would stop snacking if I found a really good entree! :tongue2:

What Evo needs is something no one can really give her...what that is, you'll have to figure out on your own...I have the answer, but I'm not telling...

I forgot that Roy has me figured out.

One last thing, does anyone really think I need to grow a mullett?

NOOOO, I agree with Moonbear, NO MULLETT! :yuck:

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Hello Everyone! I've been reading some of the past threads (some as far back as 2003) and I wish I could tell you half of what I know about Evo...

Alright, how much will it take to make you talk? I'll throw in a few bucks. Oh what the heck, name your price.

What Evo needs is something no one can really give her...what that is, you'll have to figure out on your own...I have the answer, but I'm not telling...

More cats? Bandaids? A few more guys at the forum falling all over themselves to get a date? A mullet?

 

[Moonbear]

Alright, how much will it take to make you talk? I'll throw in a few bucks. Oh what the heck, name your price.

This is one collection I'm willing to contribute to!

 

[BoulderHead]

Well, I guess it's hopeless then, for Roy6921 has said what Evo needs is something no one can really give her...

That’s too bad, for my grandfather once told me he believed a man should always give a woman what she wants, and plenty of it. Being the farming type (he planted a lot of seed :tongue: ) he had another saying; good men plow deep while sluggards sleep. Whatever Evo needs it appears more than a mortal man will be required to help her find it.

Good luck!