Something funny I saw while grading

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In summary, the conversation revolves around a person grading for integral calculus and observing students cheating by using Wolfram Alpha to solve their homework and plagiarizing content from the internet. The conversation also touches on the issue of plagiarism in college and the difficulty of catching and punishing students for it. The person's mother is a teacher at a community college and deals with plagiarism regularly. There is also mention of a "bust out" class that is mandatory for certain majors and has a high failure rate. The conversation ends with a discussion on the history of cheating in college.
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I'm grading for integral calculus this summer, and I saw something pretty funny. This most recent homework is just like 40-50 integrals basically. There were homeworks where there were literally no steps given, just solutions. Obviously just plugged into Wolfram Alpha.

There was one homework where besides just writing down the answer, under it was a series expansion of the integrand like given in
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=integral+x/(x+1)

I thought it was pretty funny. Not only did the student just plug the integral into Wolfram Alpha, they blindly copied down anything it said. I can't believe they actually copied down the series expansion.
 
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Shouldn't the students be showing their work?
 
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They were just being thorough :)
 
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Astronuc said:
Shouldn't the students be showing their work?

Obviously. I didn't give them points of course.
 
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What foolish students you have at your school. Everybody here knows you have to click on the "step by step solution" button first, and THEN copy everything.
 
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My mom is an English and humanities teacher at a couple of the local community colleges in the Sea-tac area. At the beginning of every semester, she tells the student's point blank, do not plagiarize because I will find you out. Which is pretty easy because all she does if she suspects plagiarism is cut and paste a sentence or two of the prose and run a google search on it. Sure enough, something typically shows up. The crazy thing is that, even though she announces this at the beginning of the semester, students still try to pull that crap, and she catches them (almost) every time.
 
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DiracPool said:
and she catches them (almost) every time.

How do you know that? This seems something that you can't possibly know.
 
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40-50 integrals as homework? Isn't that exaggerated?
 
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micromass said:
How do you know that? This seems something that you can't possibly know.

What do you mean? You'd be surprised with the brazenness of of many of these students. A good number of them just cut and copy text from the internet, print it, and submit it as their own work. At least at the community college level, I'm not sure about Universities. It's a big issue with my mom, it really pisses her off, she calls me all the time and asks if she should fail this or that student.
 
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Tosh5457 said:
40-50 integrals as homework? Isn't that exaggerated?

No, I counted forty something integrals. It's a summer class. That one homework was the only homework they'll have on integration techniques.
 
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Tosh5457 said:
40-50 integrals as homework? Isn't that exaggerated?

Sounds about right from what I remember.

Typically, the graders don't grade every problem. They randomly select a few as a spot-check.
 
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DiracPool said:
[...] You'd be surprised with the brazenness of of many of these students. A good number of them just cut and copy text from the internet, print it, and submit it as their own work. At least at the community college level, I'm not sure about Universities. It's a big issue with my mom, it really pisses her off, she calls me all the time and asks if she should fail this or that student.
What is the college's official policy on such cheating? I would have expected it to attract heavy sanctions, e.g., expulsion.

I.e., "grade" the student with an "X", instead of merely an "F". :devil:
 
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strangerep said:
What is the college's official policy on such cheating? I would have expected it to attract heavy sanctions, e.g., expulsion.

I.e., "grade" the student with an "X", instead of merely an "F". :devil:

I don't really get that far into it with her. My mom's not really a snitch, so she doesn't turn them in, as far as I know. Plus, these are community colleges. These pay well, she's got a quarter million dollars in her retirement portfolio from these part time gigs. She doesn't want to rock the boat. She basically calls the students out with the evidence of their plagarism, and, even faced with the evidence before them, they still deny it. These kids are unbelievable. But my mom cleans house indoors, you don't want to get the admin involved unless it's absolutley necessary.
 
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This is not new. I saw plagiarism amongst students almost forty years ago when I graded for an introductory computer science class. We had algorithms for detecting duplicate programs on assignments and for detecting duplicate answers on exams. At that time, that intro computer science class was mandatory for all engineering, mathematics, and hard science majors. It was the premier "bust out" class for that university: Fail it and you were gone. Cheating was rampant, but easily caught.

I suspect that even my forty year old experience is nothing new. College students most likely started cheating when the first college was created.
 
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D H said:
This is not new. I saw plagiarism amongst students almost forty years ago when I graded for an introductory computer science class. We had algorithms for detecting duplicate programs on assignments and for detecting duplicate answers on exams. At that time, that intro computer science class was mandatory for all engineering, mathematics, and hard science majors. It was the premier "bust out" class for that university: Fail it and you were gone. Cheating was rampant, but easily caught.

I suspect that even my forty year old experience is nothing new. College students most likely started cheating when the first college was created.

If you want a fancy/sort-of-pretentious equivalent name for " bust- out" class, use http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pons_asinorum
 
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DiracPool said:
What do you mean? You'd be surprised with the brazenness of of many of these students. A good number of them just cut and copy text from the internet, print it, and submit it as their own work. At least at the community college level, I'm not sure about Universities. It's a big issue with my mom, it really pisses her off, she calls me all the time and asks if she should fail this or that student.

He means you have no way to compare the number of caught students to those that cheated and were not caught, because you don't know of those who weren't caught (by virtue of them not being caught).
 

1. What is the funniest thing you have seen while grading?

While grading a paper, I once came across a drawing of a stick figure with a speech bubble saying "I have no idea what I'm doing" instead of an actual answer. It definitely gave me a good laugh.

2. Do you ever find yourself laughing out loud while grading?

Yes, there have been multiple occasions where I couldn't help but burst out laughing while grading. Students can be quite creative and their humor sometimes shines through in their work.

3. How do you maintain focus and not get distracted by funny things while grading?

It can be challenging to stay focused while grading, especially when I come across something funny. To maintain focus, I make sure to take short breaks and stretch, and I also set a timer for each paper to keep myself on track.

4. Have you ever shared something funny you saw while grading with your colleagues?

Absolutely! Grading can be a tedious task, so it's always nice to have a good laugh with my colleagues over something funny we found while grading. It helps break up the monotony and makes the job more enjoyable.

5. Does humor ever affect a student's grade in a positive or negative way?

No, humor does not affect a student's grade in any way. As a scientist, I grade based on the content and quality of the work, not the humor. However, a well-timed joke or clever use of humor can certainly make a paper more enjoyable to read.

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