In summary, the knight found three talking gerbils, each of which had magical powers. The first gerbil could summon A pack of Multivariate Experimental Psychologists, the second one ate the other two gerbils, and the third one was run over by the truck of the film crew shooting a crappy fantasy film about a knight in shining armour on a white horse. Meanwhile, the local residents wonder why someone would film a movie in their quiet little town in the middle of nowhere. The filmmakers realized that the town had gone mentally deranged from reading too much stupid fantasy novels and watching too many silly fantasy films, and so the government was brought into sort the mess. The village idiot decided that Something Needed To
three talking gerbils, each of which had magical powers. THe first one could...
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Summon A pack of Multivariate Experimental Psychologists ( ) the second one...
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...ate the other two gerbils and then was run over by the truck of the film crew shooting a crappy fantasy film about a knight in shining armour on a white horse. Meanwhile, the local residents...
wonder why someone would film a movie in their quiet little town in the middle of nowhere ( )...
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unbeknownst to them it would turn into a diverse populace of tinfoil wearing super-nerds using their "mace +1" to crush orcs and other dungeon dwellers...
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Unfortunately all their mana was quickly drained by a hord of elves wearing bowling shoes...
But it soon dawned upon the filmmakers that this wasn't mere fanatical enthusiasm -- the town had actually gone mentally deranged from reading too much stupid fantasy novels and watching too many silly fantasy films, and so the government was brought into sort the mess, at which point...
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... the guillotine was introduced and most of the town had their heads kindly removed by the oh so curropt government. At this point the village idiot (he was so stupid he didnt realize he was living in a town) decided that Something Needed To Be Done.
...the particle spontaneously exploded, propogating a quantum mechanical shockwave into the past and annihilating the next character to be introduced before he even existed, who is/was/would have been...
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Xena:Warrior Princess, the person who would have dealt with the flying circus and the village idiot, the lack of whom would revert the townsfolk from their super-nerd possessions, and thus save the world. Too bad...
it only happen in the mind of a young and bored physicist.
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After listening to this stimulating story, Bob's psychoanalyst felt rather hot and bothered, so she started undoing the top few buttons of her blouse, and then fixed a sultry gaze upon our young Bob, who...
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wet himself again... as he wasnt wearing any pants a visible yellow trickle flowed down his leg. This caused him to...
Meanwhile, Wigner's friend laughed in triumphant satisfaction at having split the universe in two by looking in on the psychoanalysts's office after Bob's unfortunate wetting incident.
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jimmy p
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Mountain Dew?? DAMN you're cruel.
someone else can post a line, I can't think of anything else to say at the moment
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Back at thw ranch, jimmy p is in a phychotic fit. He begins to feel the Mountain Dew he just inhaled. Help the poor boy's lack of self esteem!
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jimmy p
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Oh great, now I'm the star of a low budget story board... can I fire my sorry ass? Or would I be forced to drink Mountain Dew if I did?
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Ooh. A bit full of ourself are we?
It's okay, jimmy. Really. We understand that you have certain...issues.