How Can Science and Math Help You Get a Date?

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In summary: I don't know. It's kind of a complex question."I'll go first, In summary, these are all terrible jokes and terrible "pick up lines."
  • #36
Astronuc said:
OR maybe it's just a fear of high places. :rofl:

:biggrin: :approve:
 
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  • #37
moose said:
Use your Ti-89 to solve it if you don't know calculus.

I can't find any AAA Batteries or else I would
 
  • #38
yomamma said:
I can't find any AAA Batteries or else I would

The integral equates to the number 69.
 
  • #39
Math Is Hard said:
Return of the Archons? Nah, that wasn't all that romantic.

Nope. That one was written for the men. :biggrin:

You know what was hot was "This Side of Paradise". Remember when Spock went all silly and fell in love with Mrs. Charles Bronson? Now, that was sexy. :!)

She was married to Bronson?

Also, I think they were nuts. They should have stuck with the spores.

Is it true what they say about the size of a male Vulcan's ears?
 
  • #40
Ivan Seeking said:
Nope. That one was written for the men. :biggrin:

Is it true what they say about the size of a male Vulcan's ears?
Should we start worrying about you? Does Tsu know about this? :uhh:
 
  • #41
Astronuc said:
Does Tsu know about this? :uhh:

Who do you think wanted to know?
 
  • #42
mattmns said:
The integral equates to the number 69.

it's almost funny but not quite
 
  • #43
yay - found the promo on youtube! :cool: :cool: :cool: :!) :!) :!)
 
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  • #44
Math Is Hard said:
but sometimes guys get intimidated when I brag about my GPA. :rofl:
That is so hot. :biggrin:
 
  • #45
# My favourite part about the Qwerty keyboard is U and I together
# I could iterate over you all night long
 
  • #46
rootX said:
# My favourite part about the Qwerty keyboard is U and I together

Yeah, but Y is there too :tongue2:.
 
  • #47
"You must be the rest of the reals, because you complete me"
 
  • #48
Ivan Seeking said:
Why, in my day, this is how you hit on a girl you young whipper snappers.

Do you want to watch episode 21 of Star Trek with me.
hahahahahha i like you dude nice use of whipper snapper... do you also use the term neat-o-jet?
 
  • #49
i know this is faaaaar suuuure (anyone seen the SNL skit about tiger woods' 15th midtress?) but its my all time favorite:

if i was an enzyme id be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes.

also, we fit together like sticky ends

hey baby fill my empty orbitals



and even as a girl I've used these and pulled hot guys
 
  • #51
LZ7 said:
and even as a girl I've used these and pulled hot guys
Ya. Girls need pick up lines. :rolleyes:

This is a girl's pickup line: "Hi."
 
  • #52
DaveC426913 said:
Ya. Girls need pick up lines. :rolleyes:

This is a girl's pickup line: "Hi."

Often, simply :smile: works just as well.
 
  • #53
Some astrophysics/astronomy pickup lines I made with my friends:

1. Do you want to see my big dipper?
2. Wanna see the inflation of my p***s?
3. I could be Ursa Major and you can be Ursa Minor.
4. Can I touch your milky way?
5. Can I supernovae in your black hole?
6. Wanna see my big dipper?
 
  • #54
Pinu7 said:
Some astrophysics/astronomy pickup lines I made with my friends:

1. Do you want to see my big dipper?
2. Wanna see the inflation of my p***s?
3. I could be Ursa Major and you can be Ursa Minor.
4. Can I touch your milky way?
5. Can I supernovae in your black hole?
6. Wanna see my big dipper?

Umm, what's the difference between 1 and 6? Maybe that's why those lines didn't work, haha.
 
  • #55
I just use the line "hola homie!". Seems to get every guy I know :wink: Actually, not sure I have ever needed to use a pick up line...
 
  • #56
Ivan Seeking said:
Why, in my day, this is how you hit on a girl you young whipper snappers.

Do you want to watch episode 21 of Star Trek with me.


Guide me Landru.

LandruProjection.jpg
 
  • #57
Not sure I would dare use any of them!

Found this site which has some good one's that the guy says work (I suppose he wood would).

www.good-pickuplines.com
 
  • #58
Baby, you are hotter than (CH3)2CHCH=CH(CH2) 4CONHCH2C6H3-4-(OH)-3-(OCH3)
 
  • #59
I guess I have to mention this one:

Would you like me to demonstrate curve fitting?
 
  • #60
Math Is Hard said:
Return of the Archons?

This depends on how you number them. Return of the Archons was aired in the 21st week, but it was the 22 by production number and is episode 20 if you consider "The Menagerie" pts 1 & 2 as a single episode.

By production number, Tomorrow is Yesterday is #21, and Space Seed is #21 if you count the two-parter as a single episode.

Ivan might have been alluding to to this last one, as some females would find Ricardo Montalban sexy.

At this point, you might be wondering how I ever managed to get married. The answer is simple: I met my wife at a science fiction convention.
 
  • #61
69 is severely overrated by the way, for one, most beds aren't long enough for it.
 
  • #62
Kajahtava said:
69 is severely overrated by the way, for one, most beds aren't long enough for it.

Most rooms aren't big enough for ln(-2pi)
 
  • #63
BobG said:
Most rooms aren't big enough for ln(-2pi)
I'm not going to praetend that one made even the vaguest of sense to me.
 
  • #64
sas3 said:
Guide me Landru.
Is it sad that I originally read this as "guide me Landau"? :blushing:

Schroedinger or Einstein, on the other hand, ... :wink:
 
  • #65
Kajahtava said:
I'm not going to praetend that one made even the vaguest of sense to me.

ln(-2pi)=ln(2pi)+(pi)*i
 
  • #66
Pinu7 said:
ln(-2pi)=ln(2pi)+(pi)*i
Aaah.10 char
 
  • #67
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
 
  • #68
We made an entire list of these at Seton Hall in 2002. My personal favorite...

"Hey baby, we could make a perfectly inelastic collision together."
 
  • #69
I have 3:

"This moment is special to me as we are both in total equilibrium with each other."

"Hey babe, can you tell me your mass? Be honest, cos if I know that I can work out the approximate gravitational attraction force pulling you and I together."

"You're not fat! Greater mass makes you more attractive!"
 
  • #70
Don't know if this one has been said yet or not, but, "I wish I were DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
 

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