Ways to tell someone you love them

[Focus]

When you are deeply in love with someone but struggle to find the right words it usually expressible in your field of interest. For example;

If you sum up all my actions of love towards you will release that they will almost surely be what you expected from love.

My feelings for you are so deep that even Kolmogorov could not formalize them.

OK, maybe the examples are bad but I would like to hear some love statements from your chosen field, that if the intended person understood would think you were Lord Byron of the 21st century.

 

[binzing]

Seeing as I am not yet a biologist (or whatever the hell I end up doing...) I'd use, "I love you". Possibly in a foreign language, for fun.

 

[~christina~]

With a song of course:
Stevie Wonder "I just called to say I love you"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PY45DkaP9Ls

 

[binzing]

Meh, from photography (a hobby of mine) you could make up something comparing eyes to lenses...Corny as hell, I know.

 

[BobG]

Here's a good way:

http://xkcd.com/162/

 

[Kurdt]

Old one but good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTby_e4-Rhg

 

[Focus]

Old one but good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTby_e4-Rhg

Memorized all the lyrics of this

 

[cristo]

I've never seen that before Kurdt, but it's quite funny. Though... there aren't many girls who would understand it: my gf would just stare at me blankly if I showed her that!

 

[rewebster]

Meh, from photography (a hobby of mine) you could make up something comparing eyes to lenses...Corny as hell, I know.

Cornea as hell

 

[Gokul43201]

http://www.haverford.edu/physics-astro/songs/rHyperbolic.mp3

 

[Focus]

http://www.haverford.edu/physics-astro/songs/rHyperbolic.mp3

Any chance there's a better quality version (or lyrics)? All I can make out is "she is on a hyperbolic orbit".

 

[Gokul43201]

More here: http://www.haverford.edu/physics-astro/songs/hyperbolic.htm

She is just a wanderer with no destination,
And he is just a stop along her way.
Coming near him, she feels a strange attraction,
But it might not be enough to make her stay.

Every part of her is drawn to be near him,
It warps her world, this feeling is so vast!
Perhaps that's why he thinks the Earth revolves around him,
But as for her, she's moving much too fast...

It'll never last

[chorus]
Cause she is on a hyperbolic orbit;
No matter how she tries to bend, she knows the dance is going to end.
She is on a hyperbolic orbit,
And she won't be coming back his way again...

 

[Zenparticle]

Poetry is such a wonderful way of expressing yourself. Women and men alike are quite flattered to receive such a personal gift made just for them. Here is one I gave to my love. I think he almost cried when I gave it to him. But actions supporting your poetry is the key to making someone feel loved. Good luck.

Daydreaming at night
aroused, enraptured with delight
the sweet, warm of your breath
distracted by thoughts it left
your body intensely close to mine
pushing against me harder each time
stripping me bare with longing eyes
Of course my love, my master; Your prize!
submit to every movement suggested
blood flushed cheeks and heavy chested
locks of hair round your fingers tightening
exposed, unyielding, yours for the liking
quelled in your waters, floating in the swell
in your ocean's waves, ringing bells
a stellar man, beautiful, strong and tall as the sky
skin tastes like honey, my lovely, I shall obied
kisses so soft yet so strong your hands
overpowering me with your silent commands
whatever you wish, my life, momentarily in your control
trust you unconditionally, my love for you whole.
eternity we have together with each breath
lifetimes, friendships, all put to the test.
every instance, I win; whatever is to come
I find I'm perfectly content, in your affection.

 

[rootX]

An Engineer's Valentine
by Matthew Dalton

I was alone and all was dark
Beneath me and above
My life was full of volts and amps
But not the spark of love

But now that you are here with me
My heart is overjoyed
You've turned the square of my heart
Into a sinusoid

You load things from my memory
Onto my system bus
My life was once assembly code
It's now like C++

I love the way you solder things
My circuits you can fix
The voltage 'cross your diode is
much more than just point six

With your op-amps and resistors
You have built my integrator
I cannot survive without you
You're my function generator

You've changed my world, increased my gain
And made my math discreet
So now I'll end my poem here
Control, Alt, and Delete

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

I'll try poetry. Let's see. There was a young man from Nantucket ...

 

[Zenparticle]

Very attractive poem Jimmy!

 

[WarPhalange]

Get her an expensive shiny rock.

 

[George Jones]

Old one but good.

Categorically excellent!

... Let's apply forgetful functors to the past ...

 

[Focus]

Categorically excellent!

My favorite bit is when he says "by corollary this shows you and I to be purely inseparable, QED"

 

[cristo]

Categorically excellent!

groan!

 

[wildman]

For my wife, I clean the house. She likes that.

 

[Moonbear]

For my wife, I clean the house. She likes that.

Me: I'll let you know later how you'll repay me for scrubbing the mildew off your shower curtain.
Him: You got the mildew off it?! I was just going to buy a new one.
Me: I was still going to get a new one, because it still smells like mildew.
Him: I don't smell anything.
Me: Oh, and I cleaned your shower drain too so it drains now. I'll show you how to do that yourself tomorrow.
Him: I know how to clean it!
Me: Well, it sure wasn't MY hair clogging it, I was only here a day and it wasn't draining. If I find a hardware store, I'll get a screwdriver that fits the screw better so it doesn't get stripped.
Him: Did you say something about screws and stripping? *starts rubbing my shoulders and kissing me*

Yep, that's love.

 

[mcknia07]

Leave it to a guy to bring up the Nantucket thing, lol...

And I must say a nice big rock will always be a good way to say "I love you "

 

[jackmell]

the eyes, the eyes. Look into the eyes . . . into me see . . .

 

[AUK 1138]

Use your penis, that's what it's there for!

 

[jackmell]

Use your penis, that's what it's there for!

You mean that's how she shows her love because mostly (I think) she'd rather use mr. happy to the point of wearing his paint off. Which really is another way for him to show his love for her: be accepting and in fact join her (read Laura Berman).

 

[AUK 1138]

you're thinking too much.

 

[nucleargirl]

When you are deeply in love with someone but struggle to find the right words it usually expressible in your field of interest. For example;

If you sum up all my actions of love towards you will release that they will almost surely be what you expected from love.

My feelings for you are so deep that even Kolmogorov could not formalize them.

OK, maybe the examples are bad but I would like to hear some love statements from your chosen field, that if the intended person understood would think you were Lord Byron of the 21st century.

awww! that's so sweet! I don't understand it, but any intelligent girl will realize what you are trying to say! awww!
you could say: I want to be the zooxanthellae to your polyp; I will do my all to nourish you in our symbiotic relationship so that together we will grow to be a big tall colourful coral under the warm sun :D awww

 

[nucleargirl]

An Engineer's Valentine
by Matthew Dalton

I was alone and all was dark
Beneath me and above
My life was full of volts and amps
But not the spark of love

But now that you are here with me
My heart is overjoyed
You've turned the square of my heart
Into a sinusoid

You load things from my memory
Onto my system bus
My life was once assembly code
It's now like C++

I love the way you solder things
My circuits you can fix
The voltage 'cross your diode is
much more than just point six

With your op-amps and resistors
You have built my integrator
I cannot survive without you
You're my function generator

You've changed my world, increased my gain
And made my math discreet
So now I'll end my poem here
Control, Alt, and Delete

bravo!
I think any girl woud be impressed by that!

 

[FrancisZ]

I used to try to share in the hobbies of my dear Woman. She really liked to sew, so I once tried to stitch together little dolls that looked like us. Though, honestly, I can't do much more than attach my own buttons to my shirts, I still managed somehow--it was a labor of love!

Abdomens-->new, white cotton socks filled with cotton balls.

Arms and Legs-->fingers cut-off from a white gardening glove (also filled with cotton).

Heads-->a couple of those tomato pin cushions with some of the sand let out; then covered in the same white cotton sock material.

Eyes-->the rollie type you can glue on (brown for her, blue for me).

Mouths-->a single dolls eyelash each (for a happy smile).

Clothes-->gray felt pants for me, and a dress for her (same color, so we matched that way); also a little felt necktie for me, and a hat for her (she always wore her hat, and I usually wear a tie).

Velcro-->for the palms (so that the dolls could hold hands).

idiosyncratic accoutrements-->wire frame eyeglasses for each of us; a notebook for me (because I like to make notes), and a newspaper for her with the headline "Francis Loves Jayne" (because she always read the newspaper, and I worried she would ignore me). You can buy these sorts of things at a art supply store, and then personalize them, like I did.

 

[lisab]

I used to try to share in the hobbies of my dear Woman. She really liked to sew, so I once tried to stitch together little dolls that looked like us. Though, honestly, I can't do much more than attach my own buttons to my shirts, I still managed somehow--it was a labor of love!

Abdomens-->new, white cotton socks filled with cotton balls.

Arms and Legs-->fingers cut-off from a white gardening glove (also filled with cotton).

Heads-->a couple of those tomato pin cushions with some of the sand let out; then covered in the same white cotton sock material.

Eyes-->the rollie type you can glue on (brown for her, blue for me).

Mouths-->a single dolls eyelash each (for a happy smile).

Clothes-->gray felt pants for me, and a dress for her (same color, so we matched that way); also a little felt necktie for me, and a hat for her (she always wore her hat, and I usually wear a tie).

Velcro-->for the palms (so that the dolls could hold hands).

idiosyncratic accoutrements-->wire frame eyeglasses for each of us; a notebook for me (because I like to make notes), and a newspaper for her with the headline "Francis Loves Jayne" (because she always read the newspaper, and I worried she would ignore me). You can buy these sorts of things at a art supply store, and then personalize them, like I did.

Your recollections of Jayne are so very sweet, Francis.

 

[FrancisZ]

Your recollections of Jayne are so very sweet, Francis.

Thank-you. She really was perfect to me.

 

[Edin_Dzeko]

Thank-you. She really was perfect to me.

why the "past tense" are you two no longer together??

 

[FrancisZ]

why the "past tense" are you two no longer together??

Well (not to be a downer), she actually passed away last summer.

 

[Edin_Dzeko]

Well (not to be a downer), she actually passed away last summer.

sorry to hear that, man. I'm so sorry. you seem like you've come a long way and you're coping with the situation well enough though.