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Ibix said:
hahaha ... nice response
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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
hahaha ... nice response
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So this is then Nuke's father?
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Yes, and his mother is Enola Gayfresh_42 said:
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I can do "Lame Star Wars refs" all day...davenn said:hahaha ... nice response
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Do you use the farce?Ibix said:
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That one on the right ought to be missing a string, no?
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Binds the lame jokes thread together, it does.Borg said:
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I utterly refuse to do a Han(d)s Solo clapping lame joke.
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hahaha ... gives the term "added value" a new meaning
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I had a similar problem with a boomerang.davenn said:
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Did you hear about the ship carrying a cargo of yo-yos? It hit a rock and sank 45 times.
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sporting ones should come back ... hunting ones shouldn't
and speaking of such, a song from my childhood ...
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davenn said:
My Scottish song association from my childhood of a (yellow) boomerang wasn't much better.
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Boomerangs were originally made from egg whites instead of wood. They were very unpopular and so were referred to as "Boo! Meringues!".
If that's not a lame, contrived joke, I don't know what is.
If that's not a lame, contrived joke, I don't know what is.
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fresh_42 said:
the first thought that came to mind was of a banana ??
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Fewer concussions...davenn said:the first thought that came to mind was of a banana ??
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That sounds like a Halloween "trick and treat."DrGreg said:
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Tonight a burglar broke into my house.
He searched for money.
I woke up and helped him.
In vain.
He searched for money.
I woke up and helped him.
In vain.
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hahaha
well not unless you have a death wish
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- job interview -
"What are your strengths?"
"I'm persistent."
"You'll hear from us."
"I'll wait."
"What are your strengths?"
"I'm persistent."
"You'll hear from us."
"I'll wait."
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Another one from fifth grade:
I 2 a 4 a shoe.
I 4 a 6 a shoe.
I 6 a 8 a shoe.
I...
I 2 a 4 a shoe.
I 4 a 6 a shoe.
I 6 a 8 a shoe.
I...
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Apropos 5th grade.
Little John-Boy is sitting on the wall of the school yard as his teacher leaves school long after classes.
She asks him, why he didn't walk home. His answer:
"You taught us today Earth is spinning. I simply keep waiting until my house comes along."
(Dedicated to all who don't like these frames all the time.)
Little John-Boy is sitting on the wall of the school yard as his teacher leaves school long after classes.
She asks him, why he didn't walk home. His answer:
"You taught us today Earth is spinning. I simply keep waiting until my house comes along."
(Dedicated to all who don't like these frames all the time.)
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Took me a minute to get it...jtbell said:
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Could you explain it to an alien?DaveC426913 said:Took me a minute to get it...
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Good! better drop it now... It will freeze up, glow green, and melt...
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My minute seems a lot longer than yours...DaveC426913 said:Took me a minute to get it...
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Read the first part out loud, try to spot the pattern for the fourth line, and read it out loud.OCR said:My minute seems a lot longer than yours...
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Thank you. Now I got it, too. Well, seems they've finally really created a black hole in CERN ...Mark44 said:
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Huh?
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My minute has been definitely the longest.
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Lol... I 8 a 10 a shoe...Mark44 said:
Meaning... I ate a tennis shoe... ?
Is my minute over...?
Damn... fourth grade seems to take forever.
God, I hate math! ...
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I've read today, someone wanted to know, who this Lars Krismes is, everybody is singing from.
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jtbell said:
Fifth graders are pretty smart.
Well, that's the last time I remember being smart, anyways.
Anyways, I read yesterday, that a 5th grader once named a horse.
Or, more properly, he decided on the spelling: Potoooooooo
when the owner told him to write the name on the horse's feed bin.
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