Peculiar Priorities: Alzheimer's Research Shortchanged

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In summary, it has been brought to my attention that more money is being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research, which may mean by 2020 there will be a large elderly population with perky breasts, huge erections, and no recollection of what to do with them.
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It has been brought to my attention that there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. Does this mean that by the year 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them??
 
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False tits on grandma. Kinda like SUVs.

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Tsunami said:
It has been brought to my attention that there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. Does this mean that by the year 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them??

Keeps them from rolling out of bed. :biggrin:
 
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Research doesn't stand a chance against viagra and breasts. Viagra itself is a billion dollar industry. I don't even think cancer research can compete with that.
 
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Tsunami said:
It has been brought to my attention that there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. Does this mean that by the year 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them??
I'm sorry, I'm laughing too hard to respond. :biggrin:
 
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...and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them??

:confused: what were we talking about?
 
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And why do I keep getting spam for Viagra in my email?

Like I need that stuff.
 
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"there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them??"

Ignorance is bliss.

The couple will wake up everyday and do the same routine in bed with their new equipment and they will never get bored, because by the next day they'd forget.
 
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Some forgetness would be good. My video games would never get old, so I would never have to buy new ones :biggrin:
 
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Janitor said:
And why do I keep getting spam for Viagra in my email?

Like I need that stuff.
LMAO, that's not spam buddy. I'd ask your girlfriend/wife/significant other if you've been put on a list.

My grandpa went to the doctor the other day. He came home and told us, "The doctor says I have alzheimer's and cancer, but at least I don't have alzheimer's."
sorry if I've told that before, my memory's going too.

Boobs and boners in 2020! Sounds like a plan to me!
 
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Memory is the second thing to go...

I forget what the first thing is. :confused: :biggrin:
 

1. What is the main issue addressed in "Peculiar Priorities: Alzheimer's Research Shortchanged"?

The main issue addressed in this article is the lack of funding and resources for Alzheimer's research compared to other diseases.

2. How much funding is allocated to Alzheimer's research compared to other diseases?

According to the article, Alzheimer's research receives only 0.25% of the National Institutes of Health's budget, while other diseases such as cancer and HIV/AIDS receive significantly more funding.

3. What are the potential consequences of underfunding Alzheimer's research?

Underfunding Alzheimer's research can lead to slower progress in finding effective treatments and cures for the disease. It can also limit the resources available for caregivers and support services for those affected by Alzheimer's.

4. Who is affected by the lack of funding for Alzheimer's research?

Not only are individuals with Alzheimer's and their families affected, but the entire healthcare system and economy can also be impacted. As the population ages, the number of people with Alzheimer's is expected to increase, making it a significant public health concern.

5. What can be done to address the issue of Alzheimer's research being shortchanged?

The article suggests that the government should increase funding for Alzheimer's research, and that private organizations and individuals can also play a role in supporting research efforts. It also calls for a reevaluation of priorities and a shift towards a more equitable distribution of research funding across diseases.

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