The great fortune-cookie fraud

  • Thread starter Ivan Seeking
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In summary: Whatever happened to ones like, "Money will soon come your way," that were followed by the waiter bringing back...nothing?I haven't seen a good fortune cookie (meaning with an actual fortune as opposed to an ego boost statement) in a long time.
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Gen Petraeus's fortune cookie: "Love is free. Lust will cost you everything you have."

Obviously needs a mulligan: "Love thy neighbor. Just don't get caught."
 
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I had to search for a while to find this.

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