What's the Scariest Valentine You'll See Today?

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In summary: TO: My friends at PFFROM: MeMXXOO-----MXXOOMXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOOMXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOOMXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOMXXXXXX :heart: XXXXXXOOMXXXXXXX to XXXXXXXXMXXXXXXXXXX everyone!MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXMXXXXXXXXXXXXMXXXXXXXXMXXXXMXXMTO: Friends at PFFROM: MeMXXOO-----MXXOOMXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOOMXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOOMXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOMXXXXX :heart: XXXXXXXOOM
  • #1
honestrosewater
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Guess what? I made conversation hearts! :!)

INSTRUCTIONS:
0) Quote this post and use only the text following the dotted line below (don't forget to delete the ending [/quote'] tag).
1) Fill out the TO: and FROM: fields.
2) I included three lines for your message (you don't need to use all of them and can add more if necessary). See where the three ['color=#000000][/color'] tags appear in the heart? Type your message there, like so: ['color=#000000]YOUR MESSAGE[/color']. Breaking up your message rather evenly over two or three lines will probably look best.
3) For each line of your message, count the number of characters you've used -- including blank spaces.
a) If this number is even, divide by 2 and delete that many Xs on each side of your message.
b) If this number is odd, subtract 1, divide by 2, delete that many Xs on each side of your message, and delete 1 more X on the left side.​
For example, YOUR MESSAGES uses 13 characters, so I delete 7 Xs on the left side and 6 Xs on the right side.
4) Get as creative as you like. Change the colors, add patterns, whatever tickles your fancy. But if you change the font, I suggest using a monospace one (where each character has the same width) unless you don't mind having to adjust for the different widths.

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TO:
FROM:

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
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  • #2
TO: PFers
FROM: Me

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXX S P R E A D XXXXXXO
MXXXXXXX T H E XXXXXXXXX
MXXXXX L O V E XXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
  • #3
TO: PFers
FROM: Me

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXX USE XXXXXXXXXXO
MXXXX PROTECTION! XXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
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  • #4
How cool!

TO: Honestrosewater
FROM: Mk

MXXOOI NEEDMXXOO
MXXXXXOOYOU!MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
  • #5
TO: Honestrosewater
FROM: Mk

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXX I NEED XXXXXXXXO
MXXXX YOU HRW! XXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
  • #6
TO: Mk
FROM: My evil twin :devil:

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXX Call Me XXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXX*wink wink*XXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
  • #7
TO: Mrs. Pecky Smith
FROM: Randy R.

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXSEXYXXXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXXXXBEASTXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
  • #8
I thought this thread would be popular but I guess not. Its probably too tough to do the code. Even though its not.
 
  • #9
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TO:HRW
FROM:Hypatia

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXyouXXXXXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXXXXXXdidXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXgoodXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
  • #10
I thought this thread would be popular but I guess not. Its probably too tough to do the code. Even though its not.
Could it be that we have a forum of introverted geeks? :blushing:
 
  • #11
Yeah, I'm disappointed too. :frown: Send valentines!

Hurkyl said:
Could it be that we have a forum of introverted geeks? :blushing:
They're just innocent little valentines. o:) C'mon, loosen up. Must I get you drunk first? :tongue2:
 
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  • #12
TO: hypatia
FROM: Me

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXX ROCK XXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXXXX ON XXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX :biggrin: XXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
  • #13
TO: All Shy People
FROM: Me

(I added a special ingredient to the candy to lower your inhibitions.)

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXX TAKE XXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXXXX ME XXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXX NOW XXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
  • #14
TO: HRW
FROM: me

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXXXX :blushing: XXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
  • #15
TO: me
FROM: me

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXX I am Sexy XXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
  • #16
TO: HRW
FROM: me

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXX Bon XXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXXX Soir XXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
  • #17
honestrosewater said:
... lower your inhibitions.
...
TAKE ME NOW
I... er... uhm... :bugeye:
 
  • #18
Hurkyl said:
I... er... uhm... :bugeye:
I meant take the candy, of course. :wink:
 
  • #19
I like suckers.
 
  • #20
I meant take the candy, of course.
Sure, but do you know how many times I had to look at that before I figured that out? (And being right after threatening to get me drunk too!) Maybe I just shouldn't be up at 4 in the morning. :biggrin:
 
  • #21
Hurkyl said:
Sure, but do you know how many times I had to look at that before I figured that out? (And being right after threatening to get me drunk too!) Maybe I just shouldn't be up at 4 in the morning. :biggrin:
I'm sure I have no idea how else it could have been interpreted. :tongue2: Speaking of shouldn't be being up, your valentine is on the way, it just requires more concentration than I can muster right now.
 
  • #22
When is Valentine's Day? I always forget whether it's the 12th or the 14th. Good thing my girlfriend is just as apathetic to this particular holiday as I am.
 
  • #23
14th - So you still have time. :biggrin:
 
  • #24

TO: A non-PFer (srry ppl)
FROM: Moi


MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXX
IN XXXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXXXX
MY XXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXX
HEART XXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
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  • #25
TO: Evo, MB, MIH
FROM: me

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXX My XXXXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXXX Place XXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXTonightXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
:biggrin:
 
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  • #26
TO: Evo, Moonbear, Math Is Hard, Honestrosewater, Lisa, Gale
FROM: me

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXX Melted ChocolateXXXXO
MXXXXXXXXX at XXXXXXXXX
MXMy Place TonightXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
:biggrin:
 
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  • #27
Mk said:
TO: Evo, MB, MIH
FROM: me

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXX Melted ChocolateXXXXO
MXXXXXXXXX at XXXXXXXXX
MXMy Place TonightXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M


:biggrin:
Awww crap, I guess they'll be at your place tonight :grumpy: :cry:
 
  • #28
mattmns said:
TO: Evo, MB, MIH
FROM: me

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXX My XXXXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXXX Place XXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXTonightXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M


:biggrin:
A valentine! :!) :!) :!)

It's probably the only one I'll get.
 
  • #29
Mk said:
TO: Evo, Moonbear, Math Is Hard, Honestrosewater, Lisa, Gale
FROM: me

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXX Melted ChocolateXXXXO
MXXXXXXXXX at XXXXXXXXX
MXMy Place TonightXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M


:biggrin:
Awww, another, with melted chocolate! :!) :!) :!)

<sniff> aww, you guys are going to make me cry :cry:
 
  • #30
mattmns, you were first, I'll bring the chocolate. :!) :smile: :!)
 
  • #31
Mk said:
TO: Evo, Moonbear, Math Is Hard, Honestrosewater, Lisa, Gale
FROM: me

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXX Melted ChocolateXXXXO
MXXXXXXXXX at XXXXXXXXX
MXMy Place TonightXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M


:biggrin:
Wow, thanks! You passed my IQ test.:smile:
 
  • #32
honestrosewater said:
Speaking of shouldn't be being up, your valentine is on the way, it just requires more concentration than I can muster right now.
Glee!

But I've been giddy waiting for it, and it didn't show up last night, and still not this morning. :cry:

TO: hrw
FROM: me

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXX You XXXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXX Tease! XXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX :wink: XXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
  • #33
TO: trib
FROM: MIH

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXX HOT XXXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXXX DOG!XXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
  • #34
TO: Lisa!
FROM: MIH

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXO
MXXXXXXX!XXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M
 
  • #35
Mk said:
TO: Evo, Moonbear, Math Is Hard, Honestrosewater, Lisa, Gale
FROM: me

MXXOO-----MXXOO
MXXXXXOO---MXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXOO-MXXXXXXXXOO
MXXXXXXXXXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXOO
MXXX Melted ChocolateXXXXO
MXXXXXXXXX at XXXXXXXXX
MXMy Place TonightXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXXXXXX
MXXXXXXXX
MXXXX
MXX
M


:biggrin:

Ooh, I think we stop by at Mk's, pick up the chocolate, then head over to Mattmns' place. :biggrin: Thanks guys!
 

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