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Q. How many people with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Hey, want to go for a bike ride?
A. Hey, want to go for a bike ride?
flexgunship said:taking a big risk on this one! Please don't hate me, girls/women! It's just a joke!
Did you know beer has female hormones in it? Yeah, if you drink enough of it you start spouting emotional gibberish, you complain a lot, you don't understand complex things, and you drive really poorly.
<awaits the flame>
WhoWee said:...man overboard...
WhoWee said:...man overboard...
I laughed. Also, the cookie monster wins!FlexGunship said:Taking a big risk on this one! Please don't hate me, girls/women! It's just a joke!
Did you know beer has female hormones in it? Yeah, if you drink enough of it you start spouting emotional gibberish, you complain a lot, you don't understand complex things, and you drive really poorly.
<awaits the flame>
Lancelot59 said:I laughed. Also, the cookie monster wins!
[/URL]FlexGunship said:Good, I was afraid I did something wrong... like this guy...
[URL]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/510511/gatoradehockey_medium.gif
Lancelot59 said:Don't start feeling safe yet. None of the women have commented yet.
Gokul43201 said:Rudi looks out the window of his Moscow apartment and says to his wife "Honey ! It's going to rain." The wife disagrees, on account of the bright sun and no clouds. Nevertheless, it starts to pour in a few minutes. The baffled wife askes Rudi how he knew.
Comes the reply, "Rudolf, the Red knows rain, dear !"
nismaratwork said:
Many people have oral issues, and especially... the dreaded drinking problem.
Galaxyman said:reaps the wonders of grain, **** Mountain Dew all hail Dr P
nismaratwork said:I have no idea what that's in reference too... but I agree with the statement.
@Flex: Hey man, you started this thing... it was this or something Mel Brooks.
edit: Cookie Monster... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4-TsaNENo&feature=related
[/URL]FlexGunship said:Good, I was afraid I did something wrong... like this guy...
[URL]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/510511/gatoradehockey_medium.gif
FlexGunship said:Uh oh...
mugaliens said:I love that movie. I think it's the hapless aspect.
nismaratwork said:You just know he has a nickname now, it's humiliating, and he can never live it down. "Hey there Spills! We put your power drink in this... little sippy-cup!..." and more.
edit: AND... I just realized that you meant Ghostbusters a la Slimer-encounter... not the hockey player. *facepalm*.
Yes. I agree with you, but at the risk of place my entire leg in my mouth, I will stop now.
P.S. Ghostbusters 2: Evil pink goo? REALLY?
P. P. S. Ghostbusters video game (recent one): Really, shockingly good for fans.
mugaliens said:I get you, but you can stop now. The original movie will suffice for mirth.
DaveC426913 said:The tachyon leaves. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
nismaratwork said:"A priest, a rabbi, and a girdle salesman walk into a bar..."
This isn't a real joke, but an intro told by a character from the comic, Bloom County. It is never revealed what the joke is, but it's implied that it's hilarious. I use that intro all the time now, and just wait while I ruin someone's day, the rest of which they'll spend trying to figure the rest out.
[/URL]FlexGunship said:Good, I was afraid I did something wrong... like this guy...
[URL]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/510511/gatoradehockey_medium.gif
if you're not referring to the bible, then it must be the Polish pilots :)Borek said:Lame joke: seems to me like someone wants to get banned.
Borek said:Lame joke: seems to me like someone wants to get banned.
BobG said:That joke is hilarious. It's the best Bible joke of all time. I just wish I remembered how it went. I remember it had something to do with making garments in the book of Exodus.
edward said:I agree. We are above that type of garbage here.
Borek said:Lame joke: seems to me like someone wants to get banned.