My favorite jokes thread

[tribdog]

Artman, franz and Danger are in a car wreck and all three die. They go to hell and Satan come up to them. He grabs Danger and hands him the most hideous looking woman you've ever seen. she has buck teeth and really bad acne. Satan says, "for all your sins in life you must spend eternity with this woman."
Next he grabs franz and hands him an extremely fat woman covered in boils. "For all your sins in life you must spend eternity with this woman"
finally he grabs artman. He hands him a beautiful blonde. satan turns to the blonde, "for all your sins in life..."

 

[Lisa!]

Artman, franz and Danger are in a car wreck and all three die. They go to hell and Satan come up to them. He grabs Danger and hands him the most hideous looking woman you've ever seen. she has buck teeth and really bad acne. Satan says, "for all your sins in life you must spend eternity with this woman."
Next he grabs franz and hands him an extremely fat woman covered in boils. "For all your sins in life you must spend eternity with this woman"
finally he grabs artman. He hands him a beautiful blonde. satan turns to the blonde, "for all your sins in life..."

:rofl: Oh man you're really brave or perhaps...:uhh:
I heard this joke along time before and wanted to make a joke about PFers base on it, but I didn't dare!