Is Almighty Cleanse™ the Ultimate Colon Cleanse Solution?

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In summary: He's got some *problems* to say the least. And, yeah, you're not going to have one bowel movement a month unless you're starving yourself. I'm surprised it's even legal for him to make such outrageous claims. I don't even think someone on muscle relaxants can keep their sphincter open long enough for a 6 foot stool to exit. And, considering the entire colon isn't even usually that long (about 5 ft in most people), and water absorption is occurring through the length of it, it's rather incredulous that anyone would have that large of a stool that was fully formed. Much of that would still be quite watery if expelled all at once.I
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Almight Cleanse - It's a bowel evacuant, a floor wax, AND a dessert topping!111
 
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Tsu said:
Almight Cleanse - It's a bowel evacuant, a floor wax, AND a dessert topping!111
Ooh, it's the new and improved Shimmer-lax!
 
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Artemisia - Wormwood is very dangerious, even small quantities have been known to cause nervous disorders and convulsions.
 
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turbo-1 said:
Ooh, it's the new and improved Shimmer-lax!

ExACTly! :biggrin:
 

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