Alternate theory of Creation - a Cosmologist and Programmer 'must read'

In summary, Gabriel, the Marketing Director, reports to General Director Jehovah about the results of market research for the Genesis project. The research shows that systems with a certain configuration will be popular among consumers, but there is an issue with pop-up ads. The conversation also touches on the atmosphere of oxygen and the role of Lucifer as head of the technology department. There is also a humorous exchange between the two about a design change request.
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DaveC426913
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http://www.flooble.com/fun/genesis.php?page=1"

To: General Director Jehovah
From: Gabriel, Marketing Director

The market research conducted by our department for the Genesis project, shows that systems of the following configuration will generate the highest level of consumer enthusiasm...

(marred only by the incessant popup pollution)
 
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DaveC426913 said:
http://www.flooble.com/fun/genesis.php?page=1"
To: General Director Jehovah
From: Gabriel, Marketing Director
The market research conducted by our department for the Genesis project, shows that systems of the following configuration will generate the highest level of consumer enthusiasm...
(marred only by the incessant popup pollution)

Atmosphere: Oxygen

They lost me there.

What happens when spark takes place in oxygen atmosphere? :tongue2:
 
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cronxeh said:
Atmosphere: Oxygen
They lost me there.
What happens when spark takes place in oxygen atmosphere? :tongue2:
Yes. That would certainly justify the design change request coming from the engineering dept., wouldn't it?
 
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HAHAHA

Lucifer is the head of the system technology department.
 
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What is the alternate theory of Creation?

The alternate theory of Creation is a concept proposed by a cosmologist and programmer that challenges the traditional understanding of how the universe came into existence.

What makes this theory different from the traditional theory of Creation?

This theory suggests that the universe was not created by a divine being, but rather by a highly advanced civilization using advanced technology.

What evidence supports this theory?

There is no concrete evidence to support this theory, as it is purely speculative. However, it is based on the idea that advanced civilizations may have the capability to create entire universes.

How does this theory explain the complexity and order in the universe?

According to this theory, the advanced civilization that created the universe was able to program the laws of physics and other natural phenomena to create the complex and orderly universe we observe today.

What are the implications of this theory?

If this theory were to be true, it would challenge traditional religious beliefs and raise questions about the nature of our existence and the purpose of the universe.

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