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Banana Creme from Madonna Inn. Yumm...!Originally posted by Math Is Hard
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...pi!
Banana Creme from Madonna Inn. Yumm...!Originally posted by Math Is Hard
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...pi!
Ooooh, I like null's outcome even better!Originally posted by null
Yup given the choice I too would have go for the "clubee", or on the other hand perhaps the tall, dark, and handsome brazilian stranger standing by the bar who was appaled by it all. Yup I thinks that's my favorite outcome.
Sorry guys you'll just have to come up with a new technique.
Why are you on the internet at 3 a.m.? GO TO BED! (I'm telling Mom!)Originally posted by Evo
Ooooh, I like null's outcome even better!
Originally posted by jimmy p
Those crazy homo erecti!
No, that would just make him doubly appealing. Better to "acciently" spill your drink on him (those brazilians are proud of their clothes) so that he loses it and whacks you first.Originally posted by jimmy p
the trick is to whack the appalled looking brazilian...
Lurch, I think you're absolutely right. The thinner a guy's scull, the easier he goes down, and the more the women go for him. Thus Nature selects the smarter, (sapiens) thinner sculled, "clubee".Originally posted by LURCH
Shouldn't that read "whacky Homo Erecti"?
So, I think we've proven here that natural selection favors those who are repeatedly beaten over the head. Explains a whole lot about the current condition of our species, don't it?
Originally posted by Tsunami
If you guys would quit whacking each other in the head to get our attention, maybe we would quit thinking you act so BRAIN DEAD a lot of the time!
ROTFLMAOAPMP!Originally posted by Math Is Hard
Yeah - what a waste of time when you could just easily distract us with something shiny!
Oh, I don't practise this courting technique myself. I'm there, behind the bar serving drinks, and on those nights when the "clubbers" have been dragged away to jail, and the "clubbees" have succumbed to their wounds and been taken to the morgue, I'm what's left to comfort the bereaved, tender hearted gal.Originally posted by null Good job turning that one around zooby, the brazillian turns out to be a superficial pretty boy and a brute, good to see some brain cells have survived the repeated clubings
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Oh, I don't practise this courting technique myself. I'm there, behind the bar serving drinks, and on those nights when the "clubbers" have been dragged away to jail, and the "clubbees" have succumbed to their wounds and been taken to the morgue, I'm what's left to comfort the bereaved, tender hearted gal.
I have one word of advise for you, Motai: finesse.Originally posted by motai
Or you could just whack the "clubbers" and "clubbees" and take the women for yourself... Just say the "clubbers" were trying to rob the bar and they already clubbed the "clubbees" to the ground.
Originally posted by Evo
Just one problem. The women have all become disgusted with all the males clubbing each other and left the bar.
Best thing they can do for the men, really. Otherwise they'll never bother to rethink their strategy.Originally posted by Evo
Just one problem. The women have all become disgusted with all the males clubbing each other and left the bar.
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
I have one word of advise for you, Motai: finesse.
Nope. Totally naked 'cept for one big, mutt-kicking shoe.Originally posted by null
Because there is nothing quite so smooth as a zooby in a polyester leisure suit (or perhaps a formal, evening polyester tux) offering a lady a martini and a sympathetic ear..."
As customers, no. Strangely enough, we're allowed to tend bar. I have no idea why that is.I didn't even know zooby's were allowed in clubs.
It's the sympathetic ear. It's also well known that zooby's have a broad range of knowledge. Perfect bartenders. Personally I think a zooby might look good in a polyester tux! Nice contrasting polyester cummerbund... no shoes though.Originally posted by zoobyshoe
As customers, no. Strangely enough, we're allowed to tend bar. I have no idea why that is.
This is probably it.Originally posted by Evo
It's the sympathetic ear. It's also well known that zooby's have a broad range of knowledge. Perfect bartenders.
Now I'm just going to spend all night having nightmares.Personally I think a zooby might look good in a polyester tux! Nice contrasting polyester cummerbund... no shoes though.
Originally posted by Evo
It's the sympathetic ear. It's also well known that zooby's have a
broad range of knowledge. Perfect bartenders. Personally I think a zooby might look good in a polyester tux! Nice contrasting polyester cummerbund... no shoes though.
Originally posted by Evo
Personally I think a zooby might look good in a polyester tux! Nice contrasting polyester cummerbund... no shoes though.
Actually our specialty is a drink called the flying zoobie.Originally posted by null
Funny I would have said the fantastic martinis. Zoobies are famous for them you know.
We make brush shelters and use no fire. Long, thick body hair keeps us warm. We also do not want to see the word "nice" in association with "polyester".Evo I don't ever want to see nice and polyester in the same sentence again (shudder). Unless perhaps, polyester makes a nice accelerator when lighting a fire on a cold night in your zooby den.
I really can't make any particular sense out of this thought. The part about flying pigs really threw me. Anyway there's no leaf, but I always stand behind the bar.I don't know Evo, given these options I think this needs a twist. *girl clubs the clubber, clubbe, brazillian, and the admittedly knowledgeable but primitive zooby behind the bar trying to set a mutt-kicking distance (wary of his posible desire to see flying pigs) record wearing no pants (I'm hoping there is at least a strategically placed leaf, if there is no leaf, I don't want to know ), drooling profusely. *
sounds zoobylicous (expect for the unpasterized goats milk, but I know that's probably how zoobies like it)!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Actually our specialty is a drink called the flying zoobie.
Vodka, rum, goat's milk (unpasteurized) one ice cube.
Oh the flying pig comment was in response to your previous comment on how zoobies wear one big mutt-kicking shoe, I assumed this was in reference to Tsumani and her dog avator. Mine is a pig so if you would boot a mutt you might be prone to boot a pig, especially one that just clubed you, hence the flying pig. Ahh never mind on with the thread!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
I really can't make any particular sense out of this thought. The part about flying pigs really threw me. Anyway there's no leaf, but I always stand behind the bar.
The size of a zooby foot of course, with an extra inch to account for the hairy feet.Originally posted by jimmy p
How big is a zooby shoe
Its true I think that natural selection would favour the late-comer over those that arrived prematurly (I CAN'T HELP IT)Originally posted by jimmy p
I have a new tactic...turn up late. That way all the clubbing has been done, you have easy access to the bar (dodging the clubbees...which is just about everyone) and you have all the women around you. So natural selection chooses the late-comer (STOP THINKING THOSE DIRTY THOUGHTS!)
Yes, but only because she went temporarily insane and rabid or something and attacked my leg. Mutt-kicking is not a habit, by any means.Originally posted by null
Oh the flying pig comment was in response to your previous comment on how zoobies wear one big mutt-kicking shoe, I assumed this was in reference to Tsumani and her dog avator.
Only if it just clubbed me, or otherwise launched an unprovoked attack. Anyway, I couldn't make heads or tails of your avatar. I have the primitive internet access system known as "web tv", and the 13 inch tv screen has poor resolution compared to some fine monitors I've seen. (Zoobies can't operate anything more sophisticated than web tv, anyway). So the hat or head dress or whatever it is threw me off in discerning the species of your avatar.Mine is a pig so if you would boot a mutt you might be prone to boot a pig, especially one that just clubed you, hence the flying pig.