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I've been rooting around the last few threads looking for a decently lame joke. Unfortunately, I don't see much to root for and I'm not sure what's at the root of the problem.
THere is so many bad jokes xDquddusaliquddus said:Lamest joke you know ... :zzz:
Drat - I had an eye test last week. Now I'm going to have to wait eighteen months to find out if they've heard that one a million times before...Sandro Romualdez said:How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
1 or 2? 1... or 2...?
He can take a photo with his phone and enhance it ... (that's what I did - ooups! too late! ... Aaaaaa...)jtbell said:
Not necessarily. It once happened to a pirate ship, but they got lucky, they had Blackboard with them.256bits said:With not much to do in the lifeboat except look out at an endless ocean, each sailor really was a man over bored.
Here's one I'm going to repeat from about 2-3 days ago. (See above). Perhaps @fresh_42 will find it humorous. :)Charles Link said:http://www.dictionary.com/browse/physic
Also, if anyone saw the movie "The Man Who would be King" with Sean Connery, Michael Caine, and Christopher Plummer that came out around 1977, there is a line in there where Michael Caine ( P.T. Carnehan) gets aggravated with Sean Connery (Daniel Dravot) and tells him "I think you need a physic". :) ## \\ ## See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Would_Be_King_(film)
I didn't read the spoiler, and my guess is in Pennsylvania.jtbell said:Here's one from third grade...
Where can you find the biggest pencil in the world?
Pennsylvania!
Can you give a spoiler or something?fresh_42 said:Now I understand what NJ and OR are for. But I'm a little bit nervous about MA.
Let me guess:fresh_42 said:Now I understand what NJ and OR are for. But I'm a little bit nervous about MA.
I bought one - it's my new New Jersey jersey.DrGreg said:NJ -- where pullovers are designed