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That's why they change socks during the tournament.jtbell said:Why does a golfer carry an extra pair of pants?
It's in case he gets a hole in one.
That's why they change socks during the tournament.jtbell said:Why does a golfer carry an extra pair of pants?
It's in case he gets a hole in one.
Anna Blanksch said:Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two rights make?
... The first airplane.
feathermoon said:Two fish are in a tank, one looks at the other and says...
..."You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Get it? Fish can't talk! :rofl:
cobalt124 said:Two parrots stood on a perch. One says to the other, "Something smells fishy".
Ivan Seeking said:"Woe is me" said the despondent apiarist, "to bee, or not to bee".
Rooted said:A duck and a chicken were at the side of a road. The duck was about to cross when the chicken said, "Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it"
But Oh, honey do.jtbell said:Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Jimmy Snyder said:But Oh, honey do.
HeLiXe said::rofl: literal LOL in the public library...thanks a lot lol
dkotschessaa said:An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
lancelot59 said:someone once told me i was 404, and i was totally lost at that point.
dkotschessaa said:c:\dos
c:\dos\run
run dos run
A:\>If you're happy and you know it syntax error!
Syntax Error
A:\>If you're happy and you know it syntax error!
Syntax Error
A:\>If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it; if you're happy and you know it syntax error!
Syntax Error
Lancelot59 said:If you ever wind up running DOS, make a point of doing this. It's so mindlessly amusing.
Code:A:\>If you're happy and you know it syntax error! Syntax Error A:\>If you're happy and you know it syntax error! Syntax Error A:\>If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show if; if you're happy and you know it syntax error! Syntax Error
Run Spot run.Alfi said:it's supposed to be mindless amusing run dog run.
Ken Natton said:I’m sorry dkotschessaa and Lancelot59, but I have to object to your posts on this thread today. In fact, I might have to report them. They clearly do not qualify for this thread. There is nothing remotely lame about them. That is definitely the hardest this thread has ever made me laugh. Much too witty for this thread.
Ibix said:There was a young lady called Bright,
Who traveled far faster than light.
She went out one day,
In a relative way,
And came back the previous night.
Ibix said:There was a young lady called Bright,
Who traveled far faster than light.
She went out one day,
In a relative way,
And came back the previous night.