Funniest member Guru award time approaching

[Evo]

Yes, it's almost that time of year. December will be here along with the Guru awards.

All right all you funny people, start strutting your stuff.

BobG is a shoe in.

jimmysnider is too, but he refused to run last year.

Artman is always hysterical.

I will be taking suggestions for nominees, so if you think someone is really funny, add their name here and links to posts of theirs that are funny.

If you are listed here, but don't want to be, let me know & I will remove you.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

I do not wish to be considered for this award.

 

[Evo]

I do not wish to be considered for this award.

Afraid of the volcano, eh?

 

[Gokul43201]

I do not wish to be considered for this award.

You weren't, but jimmysnider was.

 

[lisab]

tribdog!

 

[Evo]

tribdog!

Tribdog won already, then he disappeared for a year, right after winning.

 

[BobG]

I do not wish to be considered for this award.

Afraid of the volcano, eh?

He's afraid people will laugh at him.

 

[JasonRox]

What about Cyrus?

 

[Topher925]

He's afraid people will laugh at him.

Isn't that what being funny is all about?

I wish there was a most conceited award. That's a trophy that definitely belongs on my mantle.

 

[Evo]

What about Cyrus?

Cyrus won already.

 

[Darkiekurdo]

Mathwonk!

 

[physics girl phd]

Tribdog won already, then he disappeared for a year, right after winning.

If a disappearing act accompanies the award, we may have to elect our most annoying members for this!

 

[BobG]

If a disappearing act accompanies the award, we may have to elect our most annoying members for this!

Now, that's funny. I nominate physics girl phd.

 

[Andre]

Now, that's funny. I nominate physics girl phd.

You honestly want her to disappear?

 

[~christina~]

What about Kurdt?

 

[tribdog]

So Funniest Member award can only be won once? Are all guru awards like that?

 

[Astronuc]

So Funniest Member award can only be won once? Are all guru awards like that?

Nope. FredGarvin got Engineering Guru twice - consecutively!

I think jimmysnyder is overqualified!

 

[Kurdt]

Mathwonk and Matt Grime keep swapping maths guru badges.

 

[Moonbear]

If a disappearing act accompanies the award, we may have to elect our most annoying members for this!

Maybe we should nominate all the crackpots for it!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I definitely vote for Artman. Some of his captions in the Caption Competition are priceless.

 

[hypatia]

MIH just cracks me up.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

I would certainly vote for MIH. I think I have before actually.

Arildno is rather witty though I haven't seen him around much lately.

 

[lisab]

MIH definitely gets my vote!

 

[Evo]

I guess this would be the "funniest member" primaries?

 

[Borek]

Do we have a gloomiest member competition?

 

[Evo]

Do we have a gloomiest member competition?

We once had a "most improved member" category, but I thought it sounded bad. Now I wish I had kept my mouth shut, I think it would be fun. Brewnog made me promise if we ever put the category back, he'd be the first to get it.

 

[BobG]

You honestly want her to disappear?

Of course not. But it was funny.

 

[Andre]

Of course not. But it was funny.

Well, let's skip the disappearing act then. I'd have a hard time chosing between LisaB,
MiH and Evo.

 

[Borek]

I'd have a hard time chosing between LisaB, MiH and Evo.

Me too, but not necesarilly in the "funniest" category

 

[Kurdt]

I think Mentors can't be nominated for member awards unfortunately.

I see christina wants to off me in the PF volcano, probably because I keep calling her chrissie.

 

[binzing]

Danger!

 

[Math Is Hard]

Thanks for the nominations! But I think being retired staff disqualifies me.

I hear the volcano god's stomach growling again... "FEEED me, Seymour!"

 

[Evo]

Thanks for the nominations! But I think being retired staff disqualifies me.

I hear the volcano god's stomach growling again... "FEEED me, Seymour!"

Nope, retired staff are qualified.

 

[Math Is Hard]

OK, then I want back on staff. I eat a lot of beans and I'm highly combustible. I wouldn't survive the volcano.

 

[cristo]

OK, then I want back on staff.

You heard that, Evo? We've managed to re-snare MIH!