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Ivan Seeking
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[Well I assumed that someone would finish the joke for me]
... so it should be "oh, oh, oh"
... so it should be "oh, oh, oh"
QuarkCharmer said:Gauss taught Sherlock Holmes to solve linear equations. "Eliminatory, my dear Holmes," he explained.
lol!imp said:chicken surprise
a couple go for a meal at a chinese restaurant and order the 'chicken surprise', the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly, and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
'good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband.
He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down..rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
'please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?' the husband replies, 'chicken surprise.'
'ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'i bring you peeking duck!'
IMP said:No matter how much you push the envelope, it will remain stationery.
turbo said:Why was the rap-singing stunt-pilot arrested?
For jinking and jiving.
Galteeth said:Q: How many Polish people does it take to elect the mayor of Warsaw?
A: Approximately 400,000, a plurality of the average number of voters in mayoral elections.
feathermoon said:Two fish are in a tank, one looks at the other and says...
..."You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Ivan Seeking said:Last night, my wife, Tsu, and I had little disagreement. After a bit of discussion she agreed that I was right. "Of course I am", said I, "That's why God made me the man!"
She just stared at me; apparently left speechless by this amazing demonstration of perfect logic.
Drakkith said:Was that all your stuff outside on the lawn this morning?