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lisab said:A screwdriver walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Did you know we have a drink named after you?" The screwdriver answers, "You have a drink named Steve?"
My favorite drink!
lisab said:A screwdriver walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Did you know we have a drink named after you?" The screwdriver answers, "You have a drink named Steve?"
QuarkCharmer said:I thought of a particularly lame joke today and I wanted to share it with you all. At least it's an original one as far as I know.
What do physicists drink for any duration of time?
Δt, get it?
micromass said:LOLOLOLOL
What does a physicist have when he broke up with his girlfriend for a while??
Delta ex
micromass said:LOLOLOLOL
What does a physicist have when he broke up with his girlfriend for a while??
Delta ex
So you're eating foreign food. :tongue2:Drakkith said:I've developed an equation that describes all extraterrestrial life. ET = 4n.
FtlIsAwesome said:So you're eating foreign food. :tongue2:
Isaacsname said:Powers of ten parody, adults only, this means you should get out now..
I'm too dense to figure out embedding videos, deal with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeSC75qBDXI&feature=player_embedded#!
Isaacsname said:Powers of ten parody, adults only, this means you should get out now..
I'm too dense to figure out embedding videos, deal with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeSC75qBDXI&feature=player_embedded#!
HeLiXe said:I miss the mathematician jokes
HeLiXe said:I miss the mathematician jokes
Ivan Seeking said:How many PFers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten members to debate the issue as a current event. Two moderators to ban the offending members. Two members to initiate debates on the choice of light bulbs. One member to start a thread complaining about CFs. Six members to debate the effects of lightbulb selection on the grid. Eight members to debate the philosophical implications of lightbulbs, changing lightbulbs, and the existence of lightbulbs, and one member to argue that the lightbulb doesn't need changing and its really a socialist plot.
The lightbulb never gets changed.
Borek said:This is more or less full version:
How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
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1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
It has been reported that the rating badges for Electrician were first ordered specifying a "globe" ( meaning electric light bulb) as the specialty mark. On delivery, the mark manufactured out to be a replica of the world globe. Despite the error in communications, the world globe looked so well that it was retained. No evidence has been found to dispute this theory to explain the mark which does not visually represent its rating.
Borek said:1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
Lancelot59 said:[tex]\frac{1}{mower} d(mower)[/tex]
I edited it in. Correct. Pronounced "ln mower". You may now commence laughing.QuarkCharmer said:Should there be an integral there?
Natural Log mower plus C?
Lancelot59 said:I edited it in. Correct. Pronounced "ln mower". You may now commence laughing.
You fail at humor. :/Char. Limit said:"lin mower"
I don't get it.