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http://longestjokeintheworld.com/ or http://www.readability.com/articles/zqlm5gdi if reading it like that is a pain
warning- really long
warning- really long
I read that joke before, but it was called the widest joke in the world.SHISHKABOB said:
Jimmy Snyder said:I read that joke before, but it was called the widest joke in the world.
Borg said:I think that the margin of error is likely to be pretty large for a poll of one.
Lancelot59 said:So does seven.
checkitagain said:There's a paradox about a barber in a town who only shaves people
who don't shave themselves.
Anyway, when this barber shaves a person, what does he use?
He uses Occam's Razor.
rollcast said:a Scotchman walk into a bar.
Mike said:Would this be a hasbean?
QuarkCharmer said:So does 3+4n rights.
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/monty-python/decomposing-composers.htmlNaty1 said:What is Mozart doing now?
decomposing.
lisab said:If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
dkotschessaa said:A friend of mine found a mis-subtitled video the other day that had "Brownie in motion" instead of "brownian motion."
It's not a joke yet, but it could be...
OmCheeto said:hmmm... wasn't sure if a "pen is broken" joke was appropriate, but I'll push the envelope.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/p480x480/485368_405063019523157_205344452828349_1469099_478178142_n.jpg
OmCheeto said:hmmm... wasn't sure if a "pen is broken" joke was appropriate, but I'll push the envelope.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/p480x480/485368_405063019523157_205344452828349_1469099_478178142_n.jpg
mathwonk said:I m not sure this is a joke. But last week I was having a hard day and I go to my psychiatrist and lie down and start telling my story. He meanwhile is busily taking notes. Then at one point he leans over and asks: "Say, is 'nut job' hyphenated?"
jtbell said:Have you heard about the psychiatrist and proctologist who opened a joint practice?