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Source... ?fresh_42 said:Well, seems they've finally really created a black hole in CERN ...
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Source... ?fresh_42 said:Well, seems they've finally really created a black hole in CERN ...
We should be able to calculate all relevant data by the different lengths of DaveC426913's, yours and my minute combined with our locations on earth. Seems to get an interesting gravitational well. A physicists' version of geocaching. (We can rule out Fermi-Lab and KEN for my minute has been definitely the longest.)OCR said:Source... ?
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OmCheeto said:Fifth graders are pretty smart.
Well, that's the last time I remember being smart, anyways.
Anyways, I read yesterday, that a 5th grader once named a horse.
Or, more properly, he decided on the spelling: Potoooooooo
when the owner told him to write the name on the horse's feed bin.
Ever see the TV quiz show, "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" where adults take turns competing against a panel of fifth graders?OmCheeto said:Fifth graders are pretty smart.
Well, that's the last time I remember being smart, anyways.
No... it only appears that way to the rest of us, but you do look a bit red... sunburn, maybe ? [COLOR=#black]..[/COLOR]DaveC426913 said:I seem to be freefalling toward the Event Horizon, because my minute is approaching infinity.
Not until after you mentioned it. I canceled my cable 7½ years ago. I watched one youtube video last night, and I am definitely not smarter that one.jtbell said:Ever see the TV quiz show, "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" where adults take turns competing against a panel of fifth graders?
If you are still stuck in freefall, try googling the horses name.DaveC426913 said:I seem to be freefalling toward the Event Horizon, because my minute is approaching infinity.
Ohhh.OmCheeto said:If you are still stuck in freefall, try googling the horses name.
If you are texting, you can probably get away with using the text abbreviation: Pot8os.
DaveC426913 said:Ohhh.
I was looking for some connection to horses.
Ibix said:I didn't get that one either, if it makes you feel any better Dave. I just assumed it was an Americanism that I didn't know...
jim mcnamara said:What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast this morning?
... a synonym roll.
Dead Parrot sketch ?davenn said:some will get this
Lol..."is no more", "has ceased to be", "bereft of life, it rests in peace", "this is an ex-parrot"
This has been in my ad feed:davenn said:some will get this
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mite have to buy one of these
No, he's just "havin' a kip"davenn said:some will get this
mite have to buy one of these
Synonyms!jim mcnamara said:What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast this morning?
... a synonym roll.
Metaphors.DrGreg said:Synonyms!
What are they like?!
Uh, Aphorism's kid.Ibix said:Metaphors.
It let's you see if anything behind you will ever ketchup.jtbell said:Today I learned that covering your eyes with ketchup give you 20/20 Heinz sight.
jtbell said:Today I learned that covering your eyes with ketchup give you 20/20 Heinz sight.
double groan hahaha ... very goodIbix said:It let's you see if anything behind you will ever ketchup.
In the spirit of proper academic behaviour, I ought to cite Thurman in Tarantino (1994), who delivers a similar lame pun.davenn said:double groan hahaha ... very good
Ibix said:In the spirit of proper academic behaviour, I ought to cite Thurman in Tarantino (1994), who delivers a similar lame pun.
one of my fav crazy movies :)Ibix said:Yup. Uma Thurman's character was going to star in a horrifically generic all-female spy team series. It falls through after the pilot, and she ends up telling John Travolta all about it over dinner. She was going to have a once-an-episode corny joke gimmick - and the one from the only episode made was something to the effect of "The tomato is lagging behind, so all the other vegetables turn round and say 'ketchup'".
As a person of profound knowledge in chemistry, can you tell me, what my hairdresser means?davenn said:
Don't worry, it means you won't need them much longer.fresh_42 said:As a person of profound knowledge in chemistry, can you tell me, what my hairdresser means?
He's always saying I Cobalt.