Gah What's wrong with my ears :*(

[tribdog]

did any snot come out of your ears when you blew?
Actually now that I think about it. I've tried too hard to blow up a balloon and heard a squeeky noise in my ear and felt extreme pain. Another time I tried keeping my mouth closed and plugging my nose when I sneezed and my testicles blew up to the size of racketballs.