Please bomb italy

Pengwuino

These are the mascots to the winter olympics this year



http://www.olympic.org/uk/games/tori...ascotte_uk.asp

Need I say more?

Mk

What's wrong? Also, Ice VI is the most common form of solidified water on the planet, which the winter season is characterized throughout the free world.

cronxeh

What, that supposed to be a sex chromosome? Alright, I'd do her

But then again, you probably think too much.. its just a whatchamacallit a logo!

Moonbear

That's exactly the first thing that came to my mind too when I saw them...chromosomes! I wonder how much they paid an artist to come up with those characters? But, hey, it takes guts to call a stick figure a mascot!

marlon

Artist ?

These figures were not created by a child ?

marlon

Dawguard

Would you like a nuke, firebomb or just plain old saturation bombing? $10 million apiece, in cash with half up front.

Moonbear

Nope, apparently the creator is a 38-yr old. I wonder what the other entries looked like if this was the winner of the competition? (I hadn't followed the link before to see that it was a competition.)

If it was a contest among school children, I'd understand and consider it more sweet than lame, but since it was not done by children...

marlon

how can we be certain that you actually can execute this job ? What are your credentials ?

marlon

Dawguard

Well...as for credentials you'll have to take my word for it. They revoked my security clearence after I used a nuclear warhead to keep my pizza warm. As such I no longer have acess to the necessary documents to prove it. Trust me, Torino will burn if you pay me the $10 million HAHAHAHAHAAAA

CosminaPrisma

Darned it we need a PENGUIN as the mascot for the Olympics.

marlon

Just hold on a while. Ok, forget about the credentials. Tell me, what was your latest score ? At what age did you begin "bombing" ? Why did you chose this line of work ? I want a complete psychological overview.

marlon

Dawguard

My bombing career began when I saw Dr. Strangelove at nineteen years old. I immediatly joined the Air Forces's nuclear weapons division as a satteliete systems operator. Over time I was transferred to transportation and testing. Shortly after that they found me using the warhead to keep pizza warm and gave me a dishonourable discharge. Ever since then I've taken up the hobby of collecting different types of bombs. It's just a hobby, but I figured I might put some of my more redundant pieces to work. Sure, it's an expensive hobby but I've managed to get funding from various groups. I'm not sure who they are, I think they're charities that fund various collecters. They're nice, generous people.

scorpa

Omg those are retarded! Shame on whoever created those.....I thought Italians were supposed to be good artists.

Math Is Hard

OK, those are totally chromosomes. And they are crossing over!!




They make a big deal about the artist and his inspiration..
.. but then Pedro said, "meh", got drunk, and drew the logo.

cronxeh

Pengwuino

Oh let's be realistic. It is obvious this masterpiece was inspired by such greats as Da Vinci and his works.

motai

Chiasma!!!