A funny thing happened while a guy was having a heart attack

Ivan Seeking

I walked right past him but didn't realize what was happening. I saw this truck driver parked in an odd place. Apparently he was talking on the cell phone which made me think he was lost, but I took note because he stared at me in a very odd manner as I walked by. I noticed that something was odd, but I had no idea that he was in trouble. As it turned out, he was having a heart attack right then and there. I heard about it the next day.

Luckily it seems that he will be okay. For what it's worth, most likely the thing to do would have been to have him chew an aspirin.

Pengwuino

That's not funny...

chroot

One time I walked right past a guy who was getting mauled by a polar bear. He stared at me as I walked past, with a really weird expression on his face.

- Warren

Pengwuino

Theres no polar bears in the bay area...

Gokul43201

Yesterday, at the museum, I walked right past this plane - thrice - without noticing it! And I was loooking for it, all the time! Weird!!

Pengwuino

That's why they call it a stealth bomber...

larkspur

Gokul43201

Are my jokes so bad, they need explaining?

franznietzsche

I laughed...


...After I read Pengwuino's post.

Pengwuino

This thread reeks of fish

franznietzsche

No wonder you keep coming back.

larkspur

Astronuc

Stealthy joke.

Gokul43201

Next time, I'll be liberal with the smilies. Here, will this work ?

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Moonbear

Yeah, I needed explanation on that one, but then I'm pretty fried today, possibly literally...spent the day roasting while running an experiment in a building with the A/C malfunctioning...the repair guy was working on it, but I'm not sure if it was a good or bad sign when heat would come blasting out of the vents...I figure they'll get the A/C working just in time for winter. Well, at least it was still cooler than it was outside.

Pengwuino

Yah its like a million degrees here sa well... its so hot my LCD monitor is failing...

And if any of you have any humanity left inside of you, please go here http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=126408 and put me out of my misery.

Hey put that gun down ivan, you know what i meant.

Integral

Not so happy ending here. Last Wedensday night one of my coworkers died of perhaps a heart attack... Yes, while at work!