Twisted Wishes

Echo 6 Sierra

Good one,I LOVE IT!

Granted, but your license is for "Oxen-drawn cart only", the year is 1846, and you just met a man named George Donner.

EDIT: DANGIT!! I wish I could remember to make a wish.

Mk

I think you need a wish Echo.

Math Is Hard

I wish Echo 6 Sierra would make a wish.

twisting_edge

Your wish is granted. You are consumed with the desire to place wishes in this game, displacing all other activities in your life (assuming you had any to start with, of course).

I wish Zotchie (my cat) was just slightly less feral in her behavior.

(It's easy to come up with a wish when one is in the process of losing one's toes to the vicious little beast even as one types.)

theCandyman

Granted, your cat has become so domesticated it starts sleeping in your bed and using the bathroom when you need to use it.

I wish for world peace.

twisting_edge

Your wish is granted. A dictator takes over the entire world and enslaves all the people. Those that would resist have been entirely eradicated.

I wish my car ran well without consuming any fuel.

P.S.: Zotchie already sleeps on the bed (the more easily to fang me at her leisure when she wakes up for a midnight snack), and uses the bathroom when I do.

BobG

Granted. The Sun will become a red giant, bringing everlasting peace on Earth.

I wish I had some sunscreen.

Math Is Hard

Granted. Unfortunately, it's tuna fish flavored sunscreen and now a pack of feral cats follows you everywhere you go.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.

Moonbear

I can't resist...your wish is granted. Unfortunately, you discover that Oscar Mayer is more twisted than your wish and dips his weiner into places you never wanted to go (it was tough keeping this one PG-13 ).

I wish I had someone to do my laundry for me.

turbo

Your wish is granted. The big, trollish-looking fellow who lives by the bridge takes your clothes down to the river and pounds them with rocks. Unfortunately, you are still wearing them.

I wish that my (t)rusty old Nissan pickup would never wear out.

BobG

Granted. I'll do your laundry for you. You don't mind if everything comes out the same color, right? It'll make it easier to color coordinate your outfits. You're not too picky about the size either, right? The tighter, the better.

I really wish I had ....

No, wait, I can't just repeat the same wish.

I wish I had a leaf blower.

twisting_edge

Your wish is granted. You are now married to Quasimodo.

I wish they'd quit cutting down all the trees on my street.

SticksandStones

Your wish is granted. The trees grow so large, that they cause damage to the power lines and catch fire.

I wish for a new tree.

Moonbear

I had no idea so many people would jump to do my laundry!

All three are granted: they quit cutting down all the trees on t_e's street, and start cutting down all the ones in BobG's neighborhood instead. Unfortunately, they have also delivered all the leaf blowers to BobG's neighborhood, so all the leaves dropped by the new forest growing in t_e's neighborhood must be raked by hand. turbo's pick up never wears out, but it also never turns off and sounds a lot like a leaf blower running all night long. His neighbors are threatening to club him with the logs they collected from BobG's neighborhood.

Well, since I got such wonderful help with the laundry......I wish for a new wardrobe.

BobG

Granted. You've just inherited all the costumes from 'Brady Bunch, The Movie'.

I wish togas were back in style.

twisting_edge

Your wish is granted. You now live with a bunch of people who watched Animal House far too many times for their (or anyone else's) good.

I wish I were as good at coming up with wishes as I am at the snappy answers.

[edit: the original wish was "I wish I had a really powerful computer", but I changed it immediately....evidently not soon enough, though.]

Evo

Your wish is granted. Now you can't come up with snappy answers OR wishes.

I wish I had turkey sandwich.