Your legs

wolram

Are they beach legs, ape legs, stay at home legs, other? mine are perfect for the beach apart from the blemishes.

oedipa maas

I have a pair that I wear to the beach and another pair that I just wear around home.

Evo

Are beach legs webbed?

My are as skinny as toothpicks.

Chi Meson

Ahhh ha ha ha! That's a great image.

My legs look good on a bike. Unfortunately, I'm more of a runner.

Jimmy Snyder

Well, I could argue that I don't have any legs. But I would probably lose.

radou

Lifting 260 lbs in the gym legs.

wolram

Seems like Chi is the top so far , with two extremes chicken legs and tree stumps.

Chi Meson

You guys want a picture?

EnumaElish

"I don't need legs. I have legs." -- Jerry Seinfeld

Ivan Seeking

Tree stumps.

Moonbear

Don't forget that extra digging foot. That seems to come in handy.

My legs would be good beach legs if they weren't so pale, or bruised, or short, or... They're good, sturdy farm legs though.

tacosareveryyum

Pics or I call shens.

kach22i

My wife likes them (my legs), so that's fine with me.

Last night she was petting them as if they were a furry cat. I had to ask her to stop, it was getting weird.

mgb_phys

Mine does that - I daren't argue.

The only problem with mine is that they are both shorter than the other!
I have duck's disease =my bum is too close to the ground.

Jimmy Snyder

How about that, I always thought that if you had one leg shorter than the other, that nature would compensate and you would have one leg longer than the other. My problem is that I am too short for my weight. But at least both of my legs reach the ground.

edit - now I see, in your case, in order to compensate, you would have to have both legs longer than the other and that is logically impossible.

Math Is Hard

Moonbear

And you didn't suggest she just move her hands up a bit further? Yep, definitely married.