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| May12-04, 07:58 AM | #1 |
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Lame Jokes
Lamest joke you know ...
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| May12-04, 10:23 AM | #2 |
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My dad was a pistol, that makes me a son of a gun...
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| May13-04, 10:24 AM | #3 |
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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill."
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| May13-04, 11:02 AM | #4 |
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Lame Jokes
A man walks into a bar... ouch
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| May13-04, 11:11 AM | #5 |
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-Watch out for the vacuum cleaner!
-What vacuuuuuuuuuuu....... |
| May13-04, 01:19 PM | #6 |
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?.....
......a stick |
| May13-04, 01:31 PM | #7 |
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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it. |
| May13-04, 03:53 PM | #8 |
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The first dirty joke that my parents told me: A white horse fell in the mud.
Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work. 
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| May13-04, 03:57 PM | #9 |
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"
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| May13-04, 04:32 PM | #10 |
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...sorry. This joke doesn't qualify to be in this thread as in my opinion it is funny 
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| May13-04, 04:34 PM | #11 |
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Oh, I think it's hilarious too...
But the groan-to-laugh ratio is up around 90% when I tell it. |
| May13-04, 04:35 PM | #12 |
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
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| May13-04, 04:38 PM | #13 |
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Maaaan! LOL. I'm a sucker for lame jokes! Hurkyl - u deserved a prize 4 urs ;D
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| May13-04, 04:40 PM | #14 |
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I generally dislike that type of humor, but this one is just too good to ignore.
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| May13-04, 06:43 PM | #15 |
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What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??
A snooker table. |
| May14-04, 06:10 AM | #16 |
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When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway! 
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| May14-04, 07:52 AM | #17 |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was stapled to Sid Vicious. |
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