Lame Jokes

**quddusaliquddus** · May12-04, 08:58 AM

Lamest joke you know ...

**jimmy p** · May12-04, 11:23 AM

My dad was a pistol, that makes me a son of a gun...

**Artman** · May13-04, 11:24 AM

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill."

**jimmy p** · May13-04, 12:02 PM

A man walks into a bar... ouch

**arildno** · May13-04, 12:11 PM

-Watch out for the vacuum cleaner!
-What vacuuuuuuuuuuu.......

**Jenn_ucsb** · May13-04, 02:19 PM

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?.....

......a stick

**Artman** · May13-04, 02:31 PM

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

**Ivan Seeking** · May13-04, 04:53 PM

The first dirty joke that my parents told me: A white horse fell in the mud.

Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work.

**enigma** · May13-04, 04:57 PM

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"

**quddusaliquddus** · May13-04, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by enigma

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"

...sorry. This joke doesn't qualify to be in this thread as in my opinion it is funny

**enigma** · May13-04, 05:34 PM

Oh, I think it's hilarious too...

But the groan-to-laugh ratio is up around 90% when I tell it.

**Hurkyl** · May13-04, 05:35 PM

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

**quddusaliquddus** · May13-04, 05:38 PM

Maaaan! LOL. I'm a sucker for lame jokes! Hurkyl - u deserved a prize 4 urs ;D

**jimmy p** · May13-04, 07:43 PM

What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??

A snooker table.

**Shahil** · May14-04, 07:10 AM

When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway!

**Echo 6 Sierra** · May14-04, 08:52 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was stapled to Sid Vicious.