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Lame Jokes

by quddusaliquddus
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quddusaliquddus
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May12-04, 07:58 AM
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Lamest joke you know ...
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May12-04, 10:23 AM
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My dad was a pistol, that makes me a son of a gun...
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May13-04, 10:24 AM
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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill."

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May13-04, 11:02 AM
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Lame Jokes

A man walks into a bar... ouch
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May13-04, 11:11 AM
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-What vacuuuuuuuuuuu.......
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May13-04, 01:19 PM
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?.....


......a stick
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May13-04, 01:31 PM
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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.
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The first dirty joke that my parents told me: A white horse fell in the mud.

Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work.
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"
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May13-04, 04:32 PM
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Quote Quote by enigma
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"
...sorry. This joke doesn't qualify to be in this thread as in my opinion it is funny
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May13-04, 04:34 PM
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Oh, I think it's hilarious too...

But the groan-to-laugh ratio is up around 90% when I tell it.
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May13-04, 04:35 PM
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
quddusaliquddus
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May13-04, 04:38 PM
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Maaaan! LOL. I'm a sucker for lame jokes! Hurkyl - u deserved a prize 4 urs ;D
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May13-04, 04:40 PM
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I generally dislike that type of humor, but this one is just too good to ignore.
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May13-04, 06:43 PM
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What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??

A snooker table.
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May14-04, 06:10 AM
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway!
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May14-04, 07:52 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was stapled to Sid Vicious.
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May14-04, 08:26 AM
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I dated a girl who was a magician. She put her hand on my lap and I turned into a motel!


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