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BobG
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Q: How do you get an elephant on the subway?
A: Take the 's' out of subway and the 'f' out of way.
A: Take the 's' out of subway and the 'f' out of way.
turbo-1 said:What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run away! She's holding a live grenade!
drizzle said:it's really funny when it comes from kid's mouth;
"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy’s computer, Amen"
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know ternary, those who don't, and those who thought this was going to be a binary joke.VeeEight said:There are 10 types of people in the world; those that know binary and those that don't
From which we can infer a lower bound of at least [itex]\aleph_{0}[/itex] types of people possible, thus plenty of room for originality.Hurkyl said:There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know ternary, those who don't, and those who thought this was going to be a binary joke.
BobG said:I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
BobG said:Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so life like you wouldn't believe it! They're dressed in open trench coats that exposed their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
But to my surprise, cars started slowing down to look at my lifelike men. And, of course, traffic began backing up. Everybody tooted their horns and waved like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
He got out of his car and walked towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
Sorry! said:haha I laughed at that one actually. Good stuff.
jtbell said:A guy goes to see a psychiatrist.
Guy: Doc, every night I've been having these weird dreams in which I'm a pair of teepees with Indians crawling in and out all night.
Doc: OK, here's a prescription for some tranquilizers.
Guy: Tranquilizers?
Doc: Sure, you're two tents.
lisab said:OK, drizzle...that one really made me laugh .
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen, in France?
Linoleum Blown Apart.
jobyts said:I'm determined to only have three kids because I have heard that one out of every four kids born in the world is Chinese.
Chrono said:Let me try, here.
What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A 1997 World Hide-and-Seek champion.
Did you hear about the two ants on the toilet seat? One of them got pissed off.
:rofl:GeorginaS said:Olaf died. Boat for sale.