Lame Jokes


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maggiemaeu
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#1801
Oct16-11, 03:49 PM
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why do we drive on the parkway and park on a driveway?
i think that one technically belongs to the stupidest questions.
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#1802
Oct16-11, 06:09 PM
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What's the difference between an accordian and an onion ?

Nobody's going to cry if you cut an accordian into tiny pieces.
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Oct16-11, 06:10 PM
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I didn't think that anyone would have to google that one!
I know what they are, I just didn't make the connection. Obvious in retrospect.
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Oct16-11, 07:47 PM
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Quote Quote by QuarkCharmer View Post
What do neutrinos wear when they ride horses?

Spoiler
massless chaps
...hilarious...!
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Oct18-11, 05:43 AM
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PS: Is there any lame pics thread? Anyway if I'm ruining this thread with these pics, please let me know!
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Oct18-11, 08:48 AM
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A neutrino was arrested for exceeding the speed limit recently, but they had to let it go...

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Oct20-11, 07:37 AM
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I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there are decimal points involved.
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Oct20-11, 04:42 PM
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Just "The Doctor".


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zombie kitteh sez: i can has brains?
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Oct20-11, 10:04 PM
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I saw this on a professor's office door today and probably laughed more than most would
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Oct21-11, 09:15 AM
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With the new iPhone out, we can expect Siri to contribute a lot of lame jokes. Here are a couple that I've read about recently:

Q: Can you tell me a bad joke?

Siri: Two iPhones walk into a bar ... I forget the rest.

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Q: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

Siri: 42 cords.

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Q: Who's on first?

Siri: That's right.
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Oct21-11, 09:25 AM
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Quote Quote by jtbell View Post
With the new iPhone out, we can expect Siri to contribute a lot of lame jokes. Here are a couple that I've read about recently:

Q: Can you tell me a bad joke?

Siri: Two iPhones walk into a bar ... I forget the rest.

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Q: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

Siri: 42 cords.

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Q: Who's on first?

Siri: That's right.
There's already a website for this stuff:
http://garbagesirisays.com/

Isaacsname
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#1812
Oct21-11, 09:34 AM
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When a blind person touches sandpaper, do they interpet static ?
WhoWee
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Oct21-11, 09:36 AM
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Quote Quote by Isaacsname View Post
When a blind person touches sandpaper, do they interpet static ?
That's a bit rough - even coarse - and quite abrasive.
Isaacsname
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Oct21-11, 02:07 PM
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Quote Quote by WhoWee View Post
That's a bit rough - even coarse - and quite abrasive.
Apologies then, I never meant to rub you the wrong way.
WhoWee
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Oct21-11, 02:28 PM
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Quote Quote by Isaacsname View Post
Apologies then, I never meant to rub you the wrong way.
No worries - hardly scratched the surface.
Lancelot59
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Oct21-11, 02:39 PM
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Quote Quote by WhoWee View Post
No worries - hardly scratched the surface.
Now that that has been smoothed over, lets tell a joke.
WhoWee
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Oct21-11, 02:53 PM
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Quote Quote by Lancelot59 View Post
Now that that has been smoothed over, lets tell a joke.
Not to be glossy, but a friction-less transition to real humor might require joke buffers:

http://www.google.com/search?aq=0&oq...q=joke+buffers
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Oct21-11, 03:04 PM
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For the love of science, STOP!!!!!!!


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