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| Dec19-12, 12:58 PM | #2364 |
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| Dec19-12, 01:19 PM | #2365 |
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| Dec19-12, 02:26 PM | #2366 |
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Yeah, they really set the club on fire!
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| Dec19-12, 02:31 PM | #2367 |
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Recognitions:
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It went lololz. |
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| Dec20-12, 06:34 PM | #2368 |
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 u got me 
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| Dec23-12, 11:29 AM | #2369 |
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| Dec23-12, 09:31 PM | #2370 |
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A local TV station's "mind twister" on their local news program this morning:
Q: Why is it illegal for someone living in South Carolina to be buried in North Carolina? A: It's illegal to bury a living person in North Carolina. |
| Dec24-12, 02:28 AM | #2371 |
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
because they have big fingers. |
| Dec24-12, 04:30 PM | #2372 |
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ewwwww
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| Dec25-12, 05:20 AM | #2373 |
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| Dec25-12, 10:44 AM | #2374 |
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What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt! |
| Dec25-12, 10:56 AM | #2375 |
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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch.
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| Dec25-12, 12:03 PM | #2376 |
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The bartender says to the neutrino "We don't like your kind around here"
The neutrino doesn't react. A neutrino walks into a bar. |
| Dec27-12, 12:53 PM | #2377 |
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell? The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'. |
| Dec27-12, 05:15 PM | #2378 |
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lololol that was good
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| Dec27-12, 10:36 PM | #2379 |
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| Jan4-13, 11:13 AM | #2380 |
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The following is from the Washington Post Style Invitational contest that asked readers to submit "instructions" for something (anything), but written in the style of a famous person. The winning entry was The Hokey Pokey (as written by William Shakespeare).
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within Then soon upon a backward journey lithe. Anon, once more the gesture, then begin: Command sinistral pedestal to writhe. Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke, A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl. To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke. Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl. The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about. -- by "William Shakespeare" |
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