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## Lame Jokes

 Quote by Borek This joke is 2 billions and 40 years old.

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 Quote by Borek This joke is 2 billions and 40 years old.
URGHHHH!!! You GREEN blue, hehe... What ever you say.

 " I was feeling randy, so I called my wife on the phone. " I says " Baby, I been thinking about you, I want to make love .".... .. she says ...." Who is this...? " ~ Rodney Dangerfield
 Velcro..................what a ripoff.
 Blog Entries: 8 Recognitions: Gold Member Science Advisor Staff Emeritus True story (I think): Hilbert had a student who one day presented him with a paper purporting to prove the Riemann Hypothesis. Hilbert studied the paper carefully and was really impressed by depth of the argument; but unfortunately he found an error in it which even he could not eliminate. The following year the student died. Hilbert asked the grieving parents if he might be permitted to make a funeral oration. While the student's relatives and friends were weeping beside the grave in the rain, Hilbert came forward. He began by saying what a tragedy it was that such a gifted young man had died before he had had an opportunity to show what he could accomplish. But, he continued, in spite of the fact that this young man's proof of the Riemann Hypothesis contained an error, it was still possible that some day a proof of the famous problem would be obtained along the lines which the deceased had indicated. "In fact," he continued with enthusiasm, standing there in the rain by the dead student's grave, "let us consider a function of a complex variable...."
 Well, the first page's jokes are really hard to understand,though I'm Chinese....

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 Quote by QuarkCharmer Why can't you teach a horse to graph? Because you can't put Descartes before a horse.
Which only means that he can't graph Cartesian coordinates. Horses are just fine with polar graphs.

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 Quote by l470594464 Well, the first page's jokes are really hard to understand,though I'm Chinese....
FYI, you shouldn't post your SSN on the internet.

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 Quote by Char. Limit Which only means that he can't graph Cartesian coordinates. Horses are just fine with polar graphs.
Bears perhaps, but surely not horses.

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 Before purchasing a bicycle, be sure to consider the color of the seat!!! Hope this was okay, it is just a girl on a bike with an unfortunate choice of seat color...

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 Quote by Isaacsname Best time to go to the dentist ? ... 2:30
Shouldn't that be "before 2:30"???

 Quote by IMP Hope this was okay, it is just a girl on a bike with an unfortunate choice of seat color...

The image loaded from top to bottom here and I was like, "she's pretty-WHOA-are they allowing this on PF-....oh... lolz"

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 Quote by IMP Before purchasing a bicycle, be sure to consider the color of the seat!!! Hope this was okay, it is just a girl on a bike with an unfortunate choice of seat color...
I laughed.

 Quote by Jimmy Snyder Bears perhaps, but surely not horses.
It's a matter of degrees I think.

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 Quote by FtlIsAwesome I KNOW KARATE And about 2 other Japanese words
You probably know most of tsunami, sayonara, sake, tofu, sukiyaki. sushi, tempura, shogun, samurai, rickshaw, yen, sumo, bonsai, futon, kimono, kabuki, geisha, zen, and of course, the ever popular sport of beisubaru.