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Sep20-04, 09:36 PM   #1
 

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if a physics professor substituted for a 2nd grade class and the student from left to right were like this
Where is the Physics professor
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Sep20-04, 10:29 PM   #2
 
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You said those were the students. So the Prof. shouldn't be among those faces.

This Physics Professor must really be something to get such different reactions from the students ! Did you notice that no 2 students have the same kind of expression ? What are the odds of that happening ?
Sep20-04, 11:11 PM   #3
 
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Who do you think will score higher in the class?
or or ?
Sep21-04, 01:27 AM   #4
 

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Who do you think will score higher in the class?
or or ?
Simple! It's the guy with the glasses: .
Sep21-04, 08:56 AM   #5
 
i think the prof. must be
bcoz in this case, the students are free to do anything as the prof. is sleeping, thus they give different expressions, actually6 they are making different faces. something like that
Sep21-04, 10:05 AM   #6
 
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Where is the Physics professor
In the bar, testing my two beer algorithm.
Sep21-04, 03:55 PM   #7
 
hehe, im pretty sure is this guy , physic teachers sometimes take out their wooping sticks.
Sep21-04, 08:26 PM   #8
 
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It's a trick question. He's two faces, just at different times of the day.

At the start of the day, the Professor is .

I'll proceed by straighforward deduction, and we'll see who the professor is at the end of the day.

The class was about relativity that day. The Professor gave a quiz. Mr. Bright and Mr. Smart were well prepared and ready to go. On the other hand, Mr. Sleepy and Mr. Surprised didn't know there was a quiz, because they hadn't been paying attention when the Professor annouced it.

Mr. Funny thought it would be a hoot if Mr. Gross started making bodily noises during the quiz, and he talked him into it. This caused waves of laughter, and the Professor became visibly upset. But it soon died down, and the quiz ended.

Then the professor collected the homework. Mr. Jock and Mr. Mean didn't do theirs, so they tried to copy Mr. Nerdy's and Mr. Geeky's homework. But Nerdy and Geeky wouldn't let them, so after class and gave Mr. Nerdy a wedgie , and they gave Mr. Geeky a swirly .

During lab, Mr. Flirty and Mr. Horny were more interested in the girls at the next table (there are only 2 girls in this class), and started making eyes at them. Ms. Shy and Ms. Bashful noticed, and found it difficult to concentrate.

Mr. Bright and Mr. Smart were getting good results, but the rest of the class was having trouble. Mr. Confused and Mr. Slow weren't able to put together the setup. Meanwhile at another table, Mr. Silly had his lab manual opened to the wrong page, so he and his partner Mr. Grumpy wasted the whole hour. Mr. Sad and Mr. Dumps broke their apparatus. Finally, Mr. Ramkiesel and Mr. Geist1024 were a pair of crackpots (damn, I'm not just clever, I'm also subtle) and they took the course just to get in the lab and prove their theories correct. But when the data came in to support relativity, Ramkiesel couldn't believe his eyes . But Geist1024 was unfazed. He balked at the experiment , knowing that it could be trumped by a sufficiently clever gedanken experiment.

So it's elementary my dear Watson. At the end of the day, the Professor wasn't anymore.

He was .
Sep21-04, 08:34 PM   #9
 
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Hilarious! Especially this part!!

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Then the professor collected the homework. Mr. Jock and Mr. Mean didn't do theirs, so they tried to copy Mr. Nerdy's and Mr. Geeky's homework. But Nerdy and Geeky wouldn't let them, so after class and gave Mr. Nerdy a wedgie , and they gave Mr. Geeky a swirly .
Lucky you're a calc teacher and have only nice, dedicated, and attentive students!
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Lucky you're a calc teacher and have only nice, dedicated, and attentive students!
I also teach College Algebra and Trigonometry. and are enrolled.

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During lab, Mr. Flirty and Mr. Horny were more interested in the girls at the next table (there are only 2 girls in this class), and started making eyes at them. Ms. Shy and Ms. Bashful noticed, and found it difficult to concentrate.
I've had that group in every lab class I've ever taught!

As for the professor, well, it's a tough call. Being a physics professor, it could be (One of my friends had a physics professor fall asleep during a class...he was showing a filmstrip for some mysterious reason, and part way through, the tape kept playing and he wasn't advancing the film anymore...they weren't sure if they should wake him or just quietly slip out of the room). Or, being in a classroom full of second-graders, any adult would be reduced to

But, it's actually a trick question...those are ALL students, the question says so, the professor is likely standing in front of the class staring out at that sea of faces, trembling in fear!
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