UD theory

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Unintelligent Design theory

Take a look at the Sun (with proper darkened glasses of course). Have you ever wondered why is it there? In fact there are so many other places it could be (other galaxies, etc.) that it is quite improbable it is there. Therefore someone, let's call him the Designer, has put it where it is.

The same is valid even in greater amount for the atoms. They have much more places to be instead of the place they currently are. But there are much more states when the atoms of someone's body are placed all over the universe instead being in such small volume. I even can't start calculating the odds, so small they are. So, the conclusion is that the Designer made us.

Now let's think about our thoughts. There are so many other thoughts that can pass trough your head instead the current thought. You may think about Beyonce instead. Or chocolate ice-cream. You name it. So, the same conclusion is inescapable, someone has to be placing the thoughts in our heads - the Designer.

Now, we know that most of our thoughts are quite unintelligent. There are some intelligent, but general amount of them are not. Therefore the Designer that produces the thoughts has to be quite unintelligent.

Therefore the Unintelligent Designer exists.
Q.E.D.

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PS.: All debunking is forbidden or else something unintelligent will happen to you! Fun is permitted as long as you stay on topic. Don't forget to wash your hands before and after typing on you keyboard.

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also, Deism is awesome

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Oh, no, no, no... Deism is about existence of a perfect being. The UD is not perfect.

Edit: Example, when the Unintelligent Designer makes a mistake to hold the atoms of a star together, we call the event "supernova". It is obvious that the atoms of the stars tend to arange themselves in more believable state...