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Mar5-13, 12:47 AM   #664
 
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Today I heard a radio news report about a local basketball team. The announcer stumbled a bit and said, "the men's, uh, basketball team". But he was talking so fast that what I heard was "the Mensa basketball team". I immediately thought that they must not win many games... but I'll bet they do a great post-game analysis of their losses.
Mar5-13, 02:09 PM   #665

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If the Mensa basketball team score less than 147 points, do they have to resign?
Mar5-13, 03:51 PM   #666
 
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If the Mensa basketball team score less than 147 points, do they have to resign?
147 sounds more like a snooker result.
Mar6-13, 02:37 PM   #667
 
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it's quite funny ^_^

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What's that? I can't read it
Mar7-13, 07:40 AM   #668
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With some fixes:
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Looks like "Friend"
Mar8-13, 10:00 AM   #669
 
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With some fixes:
Code:
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Looks like "Friend"
Thanks alot
It was drving me crazy because I looked at it from different angels, yet I wasn't able to read it!
Mar12-13, 09:41 AM   #670
 
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Mar28-13, 12:59 PM   #671
 
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Apr15-13, 03:27 AM   #672
 
lol...
May14-13, 08:05 PM   #673
 
Schrodinger's cat enters a bar and doesn't.
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