Why is my bum itching after washing my jeans with cheap soap and cold water?

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Discussion Overview

The discussion revolves around an individual's experience with itching after washing jeans, potentially linked to soap residue. Participants explore various humorous and absurd explanations for the itching, as well as the role of underwear in the situation.

Discussion Character

  • Humorous, Meta-discussion

Main Points Raised

  • One participant suggests that soap residue from washing jeans may be causing skin irritation and itching.
  • Another participant questions the presence of underwear and its potential contribution to the issue.
  • Several posts introduce humorous and absurd theories, such as the possibility of trousers having rabies.
  • There is a playful exchange about the word "underwear" and its sound, with some participants sharing personal preferences for types of underwear.
  • One participant expresses confusion about the direction of the discussion.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants do not reach a consensus on the cause of the itching, with multiple humorous interpretations and no serious resolution to the original concern.

Contextual Notes

The discussion includes a mix of serious and humorous contributions, with no clear focus on resolving the initial problem of itching.

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Readers interested in humorous takes on everyday problems or those looking for light-hearted discussions about personal care and hygiene may find this thread engaging.

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I think I've figured out why I've been so grumpy lately. My bum has been itching like crazy. I don't think all the soap rinsed out of that last batch of Levi's I washed. I couldn't figure out why I had a rash on my bum and inner thighs, I hadn't switched brands of adult diapers recently, but I spilled a drink on my pants today and they sort of lathered up on me. I've switched over to a pair of shorts and you'll be happy to know my bum is now free of welts.
the multiple scratches are making me grouchy now.
 
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Do you wear underwear?

Or were those also soapy?

Why am I asking this?
 
All I can think about is the * * all over your keyboard.
 
At least it isn't the hair on your anus making your balloon hole itch.
 
Perhaps you're just missing something, tribdog.
 
Underwear. what a funny sounding word. Never heard it before.
 
tribdog said:
Underwear. what a funny sounding word. Never heard it before.

I prefer boxers, myself. But that's just me.
 
Maybe your trousers have rabies. It could happen. Causes all these marks all over you, froths up. Sure sign methinks.
 
What the hell is going on here?
 
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If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't stop and start thinking of what other words have "under" in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.
 

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