## What am I supposed to do with this?

I went to pick up my paycheck today and my boss gave me a little "bonus" a $50 gift certificate to honey-baked hams. I'm a single guy. I live on double quarter pounders, carne asada burritos and anything served in a paper bag with the option to super size. a$50 ham? how long would it take to eat that? using nothing but sporks as utensils?
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 Mentor Blog Entries: 4 Buy a bunch of little hams and asked them to be placed in brown paper bags? I LOVE HAM.
 Recognitions: Gold Member Science Advisor Staff Emeritus You can get them to spiral cut it. That would be easier for you to carve off the bone with a spork. I hope you like ham sandwiches. Or invite a bunch of friends over...you do have friends, don't you? Or, if you really don't want that much ham, how about donating it to a homeless shelter or food bank?

## What am I supposed to do with this?

are little hams like veal?
I didn't even know there was a store named "Honey-Baked Hams"
Really sort of limits your inventory choices doesn't it and I thought the Dollar Stores were a bit specific.
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 shoot, evo asked first. Foiled again!

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 Quote by tribdog are little hams like veal?
Noooo, veal is baby cows.
 which is also good [braces for flame]

 Quote by Moonbear Or invite a bunch of friends over...you do have friends, don't you? ?
I thought I did, until that comment.

 Quote by Moonbear Or, if you really don't want that much ham, how about donating it to a homeless shelter or food bank?
lol, I thought you said donate it. actually give it away. You really bought into that "sensitive" tribdog didn't you. donate it? I might make a couple of bums wrestle for the bone to chew on. maybe some shopping cart races for a bite.

 Quote by Evo or donate it to me...did I mention that I love ham?
yes, quit rubbing it in. I get it. You love hamanino. geez. Maybe I'll just climb back into bed, remember the days when you were so nice, and eat my ham.

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 Quote by tribdog I thought I did, until that comment.
Don't make me have to hug you again!

 lol, I thought you said donate it. actually give it away. You really bought into that "sensitive" tribdog didn't you. donate it? I might make a couple of bums wrestle for the bone to chew on. maybe some shopping cart races for a bite.
Easy, down boy! You don't HAVE to donate it, it was just a suggestion if you were just going to waste it. But, a ham has to be better than some super-sized combo meal.

Okay, this is a dumb question, but although I seem to be one up on you to know there's a such place as a Honey Baked Ham store, I have never actually considered walking into one. Do they have ANYTHING other than ham? I mean, is it just the name of the store, or do they really only sell ham? Maybe you can get a small ham and some other stuff to go with it?

EDIT: I just looked up their website...they have LOTS of pre-cooked food. It looks like heaven for a single guy! You can get beef, turkey, fruit, and pies. If it's too much food for you, you can invite me over! I'll definitely help with that feast!

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 Quote by Smurf which is also good [braces for flame]

The only meat I eat is from animals that died of old age, peacefully, in their sleep, after a long happy life.

 Quote by tribdog You really bought into that "sensitive" tribdog didn't you.
I "knew" it was just a ploy.
 yeah, a small ham and maybe a side of ham with some of those little hams maybe a ham for dessert. I wonder if they have any pork.

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 Quote by tribdog yeah, a small ham and maybe a side of ham with some of those little hams maybe a ham for dessert. I wonder if they have any pork.
See my edit above (a lot got added while my browser was bogged down with the Honey Baked Ham website full of goodies!)

Oh, and here's the website:
http://www.honeybaked.com/
 memo to self: sounds like these girls like ham. perhaps sharing ham will get me porked.

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 Quote by Moonbear See my edit above (a lot got added while my browser was bogged down with the Honey Baked Ham website full of goodies!) Oh, and here's the website: http://www.honeybaked.com/
Well, there ya go, guess we're all going to tribdog's for Thanksgiving!
 Recognitions: Gold Member Science Advisor Staff Emeritus Yikes! I just looked at the prices on that site! You'll be lucky to get a pie for under $50. That gift certificate won't buy you much there, don't get your mouth watering too much. They have hams for over$100!!!! For that, I want the whole pig!