What kind of stunt would instantly impress a female?

mathwonk

Roy Blount Jr.'s favorite country song: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

and his version:"If I said 'you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?', would you hold it against me?"

aabottom

Perhaps, I think of it in a different light.

I do my "stunts" because I like to do my "stunts", my "stunts" being more a behavior than a stunt. If it happens to instantly impress a female, well then maybe there's a action-reaction attraction going on and I'll look into it.

Some of my typical "stunts" might be:
1. going out dancing all night.
2. walk up to the prettiest girl in the room and ask her to dance.
3. taking charge on a mountain bike ride.
4. throw out non-sequiturs at a party.
5. wearing camo shorts and a Hawaiian shirt (a la M*A*S*H) to the pub.
6. walk into a room with a flare of confidance and perhaps a tad of arrogance

jduster

the greatest way to impress a woman is by not trying to impress her.

Hercuflea

I've been trying that one for 20 years....

Needless to say I don't think it works.

Pasha582

Bungee jump. Naked. While coated in ether, which you set afire just as you leap.

Challenge a platoon of drunken marines to hand-to-hand combat, and beat them all. I've impressed the heck out of every chick I've performed this stunt in front of.

It sounds trite and stereotypical, but earning a hundred million on the stock market is a stunt sure to impress most women.

BobG

I think this one would impress most guys, too!

By the way, how do you keep the rope from burning up before you reach the bottom?

Drakkith

The rope is a steel cable.

BobG

Attached to steel ankles, I hope.

Sounds like an instant rafting guide.

"Oh, shoot, and there I was, footloose and panty free in the back of a raft full of girl scouts, with a set of class 6 rapids immediately in front of us...."

Drakkith

lol!

surprise

Be witty.

Danger

Yup, that's a great way to get all of the female friends that you want. Unfortunately, once they are satisfied with talking to you, they take off and bed down with some moron in a cowboy hat or with a fat wallet. That's why I find it much more efficient to have married girlfriends.

qspeechc

Definitely not a growth stunt.

Trust me, I know.