I wore a dress today

Smurf

I changed into it during lunch break and wore it to my afternoon classes. Stired up quite a bit of controversy, the reaction wasn't quite as bad as I expected, although I suppose a good number of people wouldn't mind hurting me now, I really expected it to be alot worse.

BoulderHead

Did you shave the hair off your legs too?

Smurf

No I didn't I realised that after I'd put it on.

Monique

no

Moonbear

Does this mean you're coming out of the closet, or that you lost a bet?

Smurf

Neither, I was making a fashion statement/rebellion against the status quo/judging peoples reaction/ect.

tribdog

takes more than a dress to stir up a reaction.
I went to the store the other night in my pajama bottoms. I had shoes socks and a shirt on. It was raining and I ran from the truck to the store and my penis popped out the slit in the front of the pjs. It dragged in the puddles, then I tripped over it and... okay that's not true, I did pop out though. the official walmart greeter saw a bit more than she was expecting, but I was able to cover up and reinsert myself quickly. Should have bought underwear while I was there.

Smurf

lmao tribdog, you're stealing my thunder!

Moonbear

Sorry to inform you, but wearing PJ bottoms is already out of style. That was in a few years ago. Though, I only saw college women wearing them, not men, so I'm not sure if the fly is supposed to get sewn shut first. Can't be any worse than the kids with the pants around their knees and their boxers showing.

Moonbear

If you want to do that, wear a suit and tie. A dress just isn't going to cut it to get a reaction on a college campus anymore.

Smurf

I'm in high school (college next year). and it's a redneck highschool.
besides, I wore a suit yesterday.

Moonbear

And did wearing the suit get a bigger reaction?

BoulderHead

Perhaps this forum needs a 'sexy legs' competition.

Math Is Hard

umm.. Smurfy.. that sounds kinda dangerous. I am very familiar with redneck high schools. You be careful, ok?

tribdog

Smurf, you do know that you are gay don't you? I'm not saying there is anything wrong with being gay, but don't kid yourself into believing you wore a dress for any reason other than because you wanted to look pretty.

Smurf

I carry nunchucks in my backpack and know how to use em.

tribdog

don't you mean you carry nunchucks in your purse?