What are some witty physics-based insults?

[The Rev]

Here's a thread for humorous insults based in physics, such as:

"Your momma's butt is so big, time slows down the closer you get to it."

I'm sure you all can add a few.



The Rev

 

[Danger]

I've been known to blame the gravitational distortions of a fat opponent for a missed pool shot.

 

[JasonRox]

I've been known to blame the gravitational distortions of a fat opponent for a missed pool shot.

Tell him to stand in the corner next time.

 

[1123581321]

Yo momma is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma is like a bag of potato chips, she's Free- to - Lay.

I do have others, but...

Fibonacci

 

[JasonRox]

Your momma is so slutty, she told the doctor, while giving birth to you, to do it without using hands or feet.

 

[Danger]

This is my absolute favourite put-down, which served me well in the cowboy bar. It's from 'The Better Half' comic strip in the late 60's (drawn by Bob Barnes).
Wife to Husband: "I'll never understand how you manage to cram so much stupidity into such a tiny brain."