Why men are happier than women

icvotria

Heehee! This made me laugh Can anyone say 'latent homosexuals'?

Moonbear

None of the men posting in this thread will be tonight.

TheStatutoryApe

I'm dyslexic, I very often turn screws and nuts the wrong direction... so to speak.

saltydog

Two more for the ladies:

Dinner is free.

They get to have multiples.

zoobyshoe

I think most women would say dinner is never free and they just about always never even get one.

saltydog

I'm afraid you're mistaken. They get plenty. We're just never around to see it.

Edit: Well, wait a minute. Let me qualify that last comment. That depends if you don't mind . . .letting mr. happy . . . join you.

Edit: Oh yea, suppose you're right about dinner. I yield.

Math Is Hard

I never have multiple dinners. Some nights I don't even get dinner at all!

zoobyshoe

So, are you more of a breakfast woman?

russ_watters

So who is paying who for what, there?

zoobyshoe

Ahhh...eh...whaaaa....hmmmmmmm?

Moonbear

Well, buying dinner is just another gambling addiction men suffer. They hope if they pay, they'll hit the jackpot and get lucky. Because we know what weak creatures the men are, we put up with the more harmless of their addictions.

Jason

Haha, thanks for sharing this… very cute. I personally think men are happier than women. LOL

I think it's funny when someone tastes or smells something bad and they pass it on to someone else and then tell THEM to taste or smell it.

Gale

that list didn't even mention the male lack of a "time-o-the-month." I'd be a bazillion times happier if cramps and bloating just went away... course, the only ways to do that are a) have a baby b) menopause or c) hormones.... ugh

plus, guys don't have to worry about their weight. The fat guy is always the popular one everyone loves... the fat girl is never that lucky. and guys can be smart without worrying either. Its so awkward being that "smart chick." =

though, on the plus side, i can get aroused in public without worrying....


oh, and i loved those definitions evo... i especially liked THINGY, VUNERABLE, and MAKING LOVE... hehe, i laughed..

infinitetime

You're right, women hardly ever get to see handsomeness coming their way!!!! j/k

chroot

Uh, yeah. How about the Venera missions, Magellan, Pioneer, and Vega?

- Warren

Moonbear

I don't know...I'm pretty sure we make them suffer along on that one. We might be all crampy, but they have to duck and run for cover from the projectiles aimed their way.

Joel

So, that's why men are better at physics! Thanks to their sex, they are exposed to projectile motion once a month without taking classes (only clashes). Another one solved!