Why men are happier than women


by Ivan Seeking
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Quote Quote by AntonVrba
Mars is more fun than Venus!

NASA knows - have you heard of a Venus probe or Venus lander?
None of the men posting in this thread will be tonight.
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I'm dyslexic, I very often turn screws and nuts the wrong direction... so to speak.
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Two more for the ladies:

Dinner is free.

They get to have multiples.
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Quote Quote by saltydog
Two more for the ladies:

Dinner is free.

They get to have multiples.
I think most women would say dinner is never free and they just about always never even get one.
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I think most women would say dinner is never free and they just about always never even get one.
I'm afraid you're mistaken. They get plenty. We're just never around to see it.

Edit: Well, wait a minute. Let me qualify that last comment. That depends if you don't mind . . .letting mr. happy . . . join you.

Edit: Oh yea, suppose you're right about dinner. I yield.
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Quote Quote by saltydog
Two more for the ladies:

Dinner is free.

They get to have multiples.
I never have multiple dinners. Some nights I don't even get dinner at all!
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I never have multiple dinners. Some nights I don't even get dinner at all!
So, are you more of a breakfast woman?
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I think most women would say dinner is never free....
So who is paying who for what, there?
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Quote Quote by russ_watters
So who is paying who for what, there?
Ahhh...eh...whaaaa....hmmmmmmm?
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Quote Quote by zoobyshoe
I think most women would say dinner is never free
Well, buying dinner is just another gambling addiction men suffer. They hope if they pay, they'll hit the jackpot and get lucky. Because we know what weak creatures the men are, we put up with the more harmless of their addictions.
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Originally posted by Evo
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Both from http://laughshop.com/archives/2battle_jokes.html
Haha, thanks for sharing this… very cute. I personally think men are happier than women. LOL

I think it's funny when someone tastes or smells something bad and they pass it on to someone else and then tell THEM to taste or smell it.
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that list didn't even mention the male lack of a "time-o-the-month." I'd be a bazillion times happier if cramps and bloating just went away... course, the only ways to do that are a) have a baby b) menopause or c) hormones.... ugh

plus, guys don't have to worry about their weight. The fat guy is always the popular one everyone loves... the fat girl is never that lucky. and guys can be smart without worrying either. Its so awkward being that "smart chick." =

though, on the plus side, i can get aroused in public without worrying....


oh, and i loved those definitions evo... i especially liked THINGY, VUNERABLE, and MAKING LOVE... hehe, i laughed..
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Why are men happier than women? Tis obvious, we get to look at beauty all the time.
You're right, women hardly ever get to see handsomeness coming their way!!!! j/k
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Quote Quote by AntonVrba
Mars is more fun than Venus!

NASA knows - have you heard of a Venus probe or Venus lander?
Uh, yeah. How about the Venera missions, Magellan, Pioneer, and Vega?

- Warren
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Quote Quote by Gale17
that list didn't even mention the male lack of a "time-o-the-month." I'd be a bazillion times happier if cramps and bloating just went away... course, the only ways to do that are a) have a baby b) menopause or c) hormones.... ugh
I don't know...I'm pretty sure we make them suffer along on that one. We might be all crampy, but they have to duck and run for cover from the projectiles aimed their way.
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Quote Quote by Moonbear
I don't know...I'm pretty sure we make them suffer along on that one. We might be all crampy, but they have to duck and run for cover from the projectiles aimed their way.
So, that's why men are better at physics! Thanks to their sex, they are exposed to projectile motion once a month without taking classes (only clashes). Another one solved!
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So, that's why men are better at physics! Thanks to their sex, they are exposed to projectile motion once a month without taking classes (only clashes). Another one solved!
Good thing we throw like girls, huh?
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Good thing we throw like girls, huh?
Yeah, imagine the momentum if men where the one's throwing things around with their strength. As a biologist, you don't think this could be a complimentary explanation to why women have PMS instead of men?

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