The caption competition thread.

Huckleberry

Little Abigail's scheme to reserve her favorite toy for the afternoon was thwarted by the untimely hourly chime from the wall clock. Nap-time arrived a moment too soon resulting in an acute case of narcosleepy.

Moonbear

Joe couldn't decide whether to attend the Butcher's Sausage-Making Workshop, or the Anime Convention, both held the same weekend. Either way, he wasn't getting a date anytime soon.

zoobyshoe

No one was put at ease when Hazel retorted to suggestion she might have a drinking problem by buying 12 beers and saying "Just watch! I won't have any problem drinking them!"

zoobyshoe

This recent discovery in an Oregon forest raised hopes that trees might now be dated by determining if they use cell phones or the older landlines.

Jimmy Snyder

Taking care of mommy is very tiring.

arunbg

Even primates need 911

or

"I dunno what it is, but it started out as a diode on my bark"

Huckleberry

The zooby brush shelter hotline

Ivan Seeking

Nah, we are still doing it the old fashioned way: We count the rings.

Loren Booda

Moonbear

<<<<<GROAN>>>>>

Joe was looking forward to his vacation camping in the wilderness, far from the constant ringing of the office phone. His boss had other plans.

Jimmy Snyder

You have reached the offices of Baer, Wolfe, Fochs, & Lyon.

Ivan Seeking

Hello, branch manager's office...

Ivan Seeking

Communications 101: This is a trunk line

Huckleberry

Hold on honey, there's some sap on the other line.

Artman

Lost their tree house.


(suggested by Mrs. Artman )

Artman

I said "Hang up the phone, not hang up the phone!"

Artman

"I can't go to bed, I'm too tired." - Mrs Artman