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 lol, sometimes I miss Artman

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 I'm on drugs. You know what I'm talking about. I like to get small. It's very dangerous for kids, because they get realllly small. I know I shouldn't get small when I'm driving, but I was drivin' around the other day and a cop pulls me over ... says, ‘Hey, are you small?’ I say, ‘No, I'm tall.’ He says, 'I'm gonna have to measure you.' They give you a little test with a balloon. If you can get inside it, they know you're small ... and they can't put you in a regular cell either, because you walk right out.
--- Steve Martin

 Kenny decided to kill two kegs while stoned, although smoking Coors was not the high he sought it to be.
 Chief of Police Darrel Stoner disposing of confiscated marijuana in his backyard Incinerator. "I made it myself. It works like this: You have to blow on this long tube to get a draft going," pftttt pftttt, "Then you just take a deep breath and hold it a few seconds," Pftttttttt. Pftttttttt. Ooooooooooo. "Anyone else getting hungry?"
 "No stems no seeds that you don't need. Acupulco Gold is..." Phfffft. "Bad a weed." - Cheech and Chong
 Darrel kept Bogarting the pipe.

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"Jimmy, once I finish pushing the ball into the cannon, I will give you a signal and you can light the fuse, ok? Jimmy? Ji........"

 Quote by Artman Chief of Police Darrel Stoner disposing of confiscated marijuana in his backyard Incinerator. "I made it myself. It works like this: You have to blow on this long tube to get a draft going," pftttt pftttt, "Then you just take a deep breath and hold it a few seconds," Pftttttttt. Pftttttttt. Ooooooooooo. "Anyone else getting hungry?"
Reporter - "Is there anything you'd like to add, Chief Stoner?"
Stoner - "I just want to say, I love you guys. No really, I love ya man."

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The new Barrel n Pipe reflecting telsecope at the National Redneck Observatory.

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And at night he's a blood sucking vampire who goes by the name Bicycula....

Just as a sidenote, the cyclist,countryside, violion and the guy with the pipe remind me of the Sherlock Holmes short story, The Solitary Cyclist.
 Why do I get the feeling there is a wily coyote snickering behind that tree.

 I wonder what size bra his wife wears.

 Quote by Loren Booda I wonder what size bra his wife wears.
A wife? With the shape of that pipe, are you sure we're not talking about a boyfriend?
 "Hello? HELLO? OCEEAAAAAAAAANN! Hehe."
 "Give me cheesy poofs or I'll hold my breath till I turn green!"

 Jimmy had never vomited bile before.

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