The caption competition thread.

I'm on drugs. You know what I'm talking about. I like to get small. It's very dangerous for kids, because they get realllly small.
I know I shouldn't get small when I'm driving, but I was drivin' around the other day and a cop pulls me over ... says, ‘Hey, are you small?’ I say, ‘No, I'm tall.’ He says, 'I'm gonna have to measure you.' They give you a little test with a balloon. If you can get inside it, they know you're small ... and they can't put you in a regular cell either, because you walk right out.

Kenny decided to kill two kegs while stoned, although smoking Coors was not the high he sought it to be.

Chief of Police Darrel Stoner disposing of confiscated marijuana in his backyard Incinerator. "I made it myself. It works like this: You have to blow on this long tube to get a draft going," pftttt pftttt, "Then you just take a deep breath and hold it a few seconds," Pftttttttt. Pftttttttt. Ooooooooooo. "Anyone else getting hungry?"

I wonder what size bra his wife wears.

I wonder what size bra his wife wears.

Jimmy had never vomited bile before.