The caption competition thread.

klusener

That football player has weapons of mass destruction.

(yup, that's george bush for you, wonder where his pom poms are)

matthyaouw

I picked a hell of a day to start smuggling crack out of the evidence locker...

hypnagogue

Giant children have been known to scribble on their human pets with crayons and other writing implements. Here we see Fido putting up a token resistance before realizing his efforts are ultimately futile.

DocToxyn

"I felt a great disturbance in the Fizz, as if thousands of bottles were opened and suddenly silenced."

SOS2008

Heh heh!

SOS2008

"Okay, deploy landing gear, next to launch the shute...Aargh!!! I pushed the jettison button!!!"

Fat Finger Fatality

JamesU

danger must've gotten there

SOS2008

Drunken Worm Rampage
Residents in Handert County report attacks by earthworms, apparently drunk from a large beer spill in the area. One poodle was mauled in a garden, and a 4-month old child narrowly escaped attack said neighbors.

The Bob

Thought I might have a crack. Not too good but here it is:

'Increasing numbers of people are reporting to the doctor with tongue disorders. Most of the patients had either split tongues or were crying out for bitter and sweet S*r*n*b*w. Most patient claim to have run into glass doors.'

The Bob (2004 ©)

dextercioby

I'M IN LOVE,AGAIN !!

Daniel.

Astronuc

Search for the survivors!

Astronuc

8 miles high!

Ivan Seeking

zoobyshoe

Dr. Herman Geller, of the Institute for the Advancement of Human-Plant Relations announced today that his staff has met with stupendous success in teaching common garden vegetation the rudiments of humor. Geller says he hopes to have the plants telling complete "potty jokes" by the end of next year.

Astronuc

He had a hunch something was wrong, but could quite put his finger on it.

Astronuc

In their first Halloween together, the Pumpkins wanted to dress up for the evening. OR

Have you seen my squash, I dropped it over here somewhere.

Ivan Seeking

Only then did Bob realize that he had attached far too many helium balloons to his lounge chair.