The caption competition thread.

tribdog

The crowd cheered Mr. and Mrs. Obama and what's-his-name.

Artman

...And right and step and point and step and left and step and smiles and back and point and step...

Artman

McCain - Look, he's surrounded by flags and he's not saluting any of them!

tribdog

Hey Joe. You hired any staff yet, cause I just got an application from someone named Monica. She'd be perfect for you.

Jimmy Snyder

... and you shake it all about.

Ivan Seeking

Note that Joe is the only one out of step. C'mon Joe, stick to the script!

Moonbear

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed how odd her dress looked. What WAS she wearing? It looked like she had slaughtered a cow backstage and the front of her dress was bloodsplattered or something. I couldn't figure it out since the red was only on the front, not the back.

Okay, just so I can play along, here's my caption:
Who forgot to tell Mrs. Biden the dress code was red, white and blue?

Ivan Seeking

An elephant, not a cow.

NeoDevin

A pit bull maybe?

Loren Booda

At least we know she didn't spend too much on her wardrobe.

Ivan, thanks for the quote of Dr. King's "I Have a Dream" speech. It bears repeating.

Artman

The Election Slide

Loren Booda

Obama drama. Has anyone successfully satirized him?

Artman

Come on, I'm in a hurry to gather as many Clinton advisers as possible.

Artman

The creatures in the UFO behind them slaughtered the cow, she just fell in it.

Loren Booda

From hoedown to toddlin' town.

Kapusta

Loren Booda

Anyone inheriting the Bush mess would have to dumb down.