The caption competition thread.

*Loren Booda*

Carrots or your kid.

*Loren Booda*

That's where methane comes from???

tribdog

Neighbors claim "we never saw it coming."

Artman

No Donkey, you can't come and live in my swamp.

Artman

Stalker said, "I'm not A. stalker, I'm M. Stalker, but people are constantly making that mistake."

Artman

Seconds before, little Jimmy was quoted as saying, "This is the lamest Safari Wildlife Ride ever. These animals aren't even scary."

*Loren Booda*

Ungrateful Jimmy looks a gift horse in the mouth.

*Loren Booda*

Future Dentist of America, Jimmy gags when he sees his worst case of equine caries.

*Loren Booda*

To the disgust of his onlooking father, Jimmy ratchets up his belching contest with the champion.

*Loren Booda*

It was at that moment that Jimmy swore not to attend the University of Georgia vet school.

*Loren Booda*

"They did what with your nuts?" Jimmy recoiled.

*Loren Booda*

And a one, and a two: "I've got a mule, her name is Sal, 15 miles on the Erie Canal."

*Loren Booda*

With breath like that, they should call you Mr. Fred.

*Loren Booda*

My last name is actually pronounced "Jones."

*Loren Booda*

Yes, I am accused of being one who works with a stem or main axis of a herbaceous plant.

Artman

It runs in the family. My father was a Stalker, his father was a Stalker, his father before him was a Stalker...

Ivan Seeking

There's no place like home. There's no place like home...

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