The caption competition thread.

Ivan Seeking

Artman

In what is being called the "Worst planned robbery in history," a man armed with a small caliber handgun entered Donutland during the Chief of Police's retirement party being held in the building at the time, and demanded that the owner "Give him all his cash."

DocToxyn

In a desperate attempt to fit in, Cliff attempts the final task for initiation into the "Cool Penguins Club".

Artman

Cliff tests his theory that sleeping Polar Bears cannot hear.

Artman

Although a fairly easy instrument to master, the audition process for a seat in the Penguin band can be very grueling for cymbal players.

matthyaouw

Distraught about waking up on the opposite side of the planet to his home, the only arctic penguin decided to take his own life in style.

brewnog

Polar Bear was none too impressed to see that Penguin had stolen the giant brass monkey's nipples for the third time that week.

Artman

Bob, the evil mad scientist penguin, put into action his plan to melt the polar icecap using his electro-brass, reflecting, solar focusing disks while standing on the back of his polar bear henchman. To his dismay, the ice has not melted any and the temperature has in fact gone down two degrees since he began his attempt.

The Bob

Although he tried hard, Bob the penguin was not able to perform the surgery, on Jeff the polar bear, to enlarge his ears. Jeff also refused to have brass on his mind.

The Bob (2004 ©)

Artman

Bob, the penguin's, rendition of the song "Brass in Pocket" fell apart when he realized he had no pockets.

DocToxyn

Niiice.

Ivan Seeking

It was a bloody, noisy fight, but Pogo the musical penguin had finally proven his value to the colony.

Ivan Seeking

brewnog

The cops were having a tough time believing that Danger didn't know the difference between m/s and kph.

Moonbear

I'll have to borrow this theme:

But officer, there were no units on the sign.

Evo

Pogo the Penguin couldn't wait to try out his new "polar bear alert system", finally the other penguins would stop calling his ideas dumb.

Rabid

Trent County news headlines:

Donutland closed yesterday. In a special last day event they invited their top 20 customers for free donuts and coffee all day.

The Trent County Police Department's evidence room was robbed yesterday. Thieves got away with 14 kilos of cocaine, 400 lbs of marijuana, 10,000 ecstasy pills, over $400,000 in cash, an undisclosed number of firearms, and 3 K9s. There were no deputys at the station at the time of the robbery.
The department has not yet issued a statement.