The caption competition thread.

Dr.Brain

"He stole my teeth"

Dr.Brain

"He stole my teeth"

FredGarvin

"Push forward, go DOWN. Pull back, go UP. Damn it!"

FredGarvin

Budweiser Rejected Ad Campaign #67. Who needs those friggin' iguanas?

wolram

The first mechanical truffle hunter

Artman

Yep, I got my favorite type things right here. One hand on my good stuff, the other wrapped around a can a bud, and a guy bent over my bench..."Hey you, over there, squeal like a pig for me."

honestrosewater

Danger

Or as they used to say about the Sopwith Pup: "Pull back to go up; pull back more to come down."

Re: #58— "I wasn't flashing anybody, Officer. I just really, really had to go."

DocToxyn

No officer, I don't think I have a crack problem.

Artman

Where's the plumbing problem officers?

Artman

I know it's hard to believe officers, but I was walking down the road in a rain storm and my pants shrunk.

klusener

hmmm......

SOS2008

#63 - "Oooh oooh ah ah eeeee Ooh ah ooooh"

(I am, therefore I think...about bananas.)

SOS2008

“At last, everything is polished, cleaned, and ready for inspection!”

Danger

Pilot: "Remind me to get that altimeter recalibrated."

Danger

"I'm so happy to be a stuntman on 'The Mummy'! This is gonna be so much fun! I can't wait to... That's supposed to be CGI!!!"

Artman

No the people don't look like ants! Those ARE ants, you idiot!