The caption competition thread.

hypnagogue

Say Earl, ain't them shippin' trucks so cute when they curl up to sleep at night?

hypnagogue

So... did I make the cut for that truck driver license?

hypnagogue

Cansarnit, plane flyin's just too tough for me. I think I'll take it easy from here on out, just go an' take that trucker job I been hearin' about.

Dangit! Well I hear those Exxon folk are hirin'...

matthyaouw

Wait for the walls to set before you put the roof on next time

Artman

Oddly, the building that held the university department for gender and sexuality studies became pregnant.

Artman

The experimental "Skytruck" test flight ended as a dismal failure. Researchers said, "We don't know exactly what happened. We are looking into the possiblity of magnetic interference with the instrumentation. It's either that or trucks just can't fly."

Ivan Seeking

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on our front porch, oh lord, why don’t we...
...eat a cat?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony (repeat and fade)

edward

de plane boss de plane

edward

Actually you are right it should say:

Bush: "Sergeant what are those insergents doing overthere planting a tree?"

General: "They are landscapers sir."

Ivan Seeking

Moonbear

As soon as I'm old enough to walk, I'm flushing all the markers down the toilet.

JamesU

I swear I didn't do it- he- he used this marker!

devious_

That was awesome.

Artman

I warned ya little dude, don't pass out at one of my parties!

matthyaouw

As proud as I am of myself, I do have to wonder how i got ink on the elbow of the arm I'm holding the pen in.

Artman

Artman, the early years.

Moonbear

Hi Mommy! Look what I did while Daddy was watching us!