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Nov26-05, 12:34 AM
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Moonbear is
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Originally Posted by Ivan Seeking
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The box says "Wild! Berry," but Berry looks pretty tame to me.
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Headline: Kellogg's Sued by Man Who Found Kitten Found in Pop Tarts
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The Humane Society's newest strategy for adopting out stray kittens from over-crowded shelters meets with disapproval from Pop-Tart lovers.
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Look Mom! I got the gray tabby! Now all I need is the calico to complete the set! |
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Nov26-05, 11:33 AM
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Artman is
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"Round and round the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel,
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop! Goes the kitten."
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Nov26-05, 11:36 AM
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Despite fitting only in extended-width toasters, Koreans everywhere have embraced the new flavor of pop-tart.
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Nov26-05, 04:36 PM
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hypnagogue is
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Originally Posted by Ivan Seeking
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"I have got to find a more intimidating portal into the material realm," thought Gyrebothe, the Gremlin of Mischief.
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Nov26-05, 06:05 PM
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Ivan Seeking is
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Originally Posted by hypnagogue
"I have got to find a more intimidating portal into the material realm," thought Gyrebothe, the Gremlin of Mischief.
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...or
A brief manifestation of Arthur Dent and the improbability drive.
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Nov27-05, 04:54 AM
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loseyourname is
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In other news, midget porn has really begun to catch on with the local Giraffe community.
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Nov27-05, 06:16 PM
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Breaking news: Brain eating deemed popular tradition among african giraffes.
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Nov27-05, 09:02 PM
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Last edited by Moonbear; Nov27-05 at 09:39 PM..
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Tastes like chicken
"I told you breeding giraffes with leeches would lead to disaster."
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Nov27-05, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Ivan Seeking
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BOO!!!!!!!!!!
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Nov28-05, 01:32 AM
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Mk is
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lol funnY!
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Nov28-05, 05:27 AM
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"Oooooh," Frank sighed with relief to his French housemate's girlfriend as he realised he was not cohabiting with a breakfast-time pervert. "You meant Louis' chat dans les pop tarts."
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Nov28-05, 05:46 AM
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El Hombre Invisible is
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DAD: "Do you know where your mother is?"
SON: "Off the top of my head?"
DAD: "Oh yeah."
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Nov28-05, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by El Hombre Invisible
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schhllrp..schhllrp..schllNOCK
schhllrp..schhllrp..schllNOCK
Lacking horns, antlers, or tusks,giraffes came up with a solution of their own.
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Nov28-05, 08:21 AM
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