The caption competition thread.

zoobyshoe

Nah. I'll just delete it and look for something else.

Here's one:

tribdog

What'll we do tonight? the same thing we do everynight. Try to take over the world.

Artman

Quick, grab onto me and my floatation devices will get us safely into shore!

Artman

Guess I should have read further before posting mine. They say great minds think alike, and apparently, so do ours.

Artman

Delsanto Industries demonstrating their amazing "One-Size-Fits-All" Bikini...
Here we have Petite, Buxum, and Oh-My-God-I-Can't-Believe-It!

DocToxyn

In a related story, Mammodyne Systems, a subsidiary of Delsanto Industries, issued a massive recall of their product line in response to complaints of sudden hyperosmotic implant expansion which occurred following exposure of their breat augmentation devices to saltwater. Curiously no men were found to have filed complaints.

Artman

PF sisterhood beach outing?

Artman

In fact, sales requests for the product line (amongst other things) are up.

El Hombre Invisible

Funny thing was, no-one ever noticed that Olga wore glasses. Ever.

Enuma_Elish

Quoting Ellen from a Seinfeld episode: "Fake... fake... fake. Fake-fake-fake."

Artman

When the three of them were together, Olga's friends were never sure if they should be offended or not when someone said, "Look at that girl with those huge boobs."

El Hombre Invisible

"Mummy, is that woman pregnant with twins?"

zoobyshoe

"I wanted to ask you something" said the girl on the left to Olga, after the shutter was snapped, "Ya know how there are those really, really nice people who like...um...donate a kidney to someone else..."

El Hombre Invisible

Dr Moreau eventually got one right with his human-camel hybrid.

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Artman

...After all those attempts where the humps were on the back."

Artman

Wow, shots of the wedding and the wedding night!